Dear Depression:
Have several seats...
All you do is pollute & funk up the atmosphere with your web of lies & treacherous vibes... As you greedily & mercilessly suck the life out of the best & the brightest like a heartless vampire on holiday at the blood bank, with no concern for the carnage that you continually leave behind...
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Once you're done feeding... You wrangle your prey into your quicksand of despair... by injecting them with an overwhelming amount of nearly unbearable fatigue, burrito-wrapped in melancholy... as you sadistically forcefeed them candy-coated M & M's of hopelessness for breakfast, lunch, & dinner with a smile...
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But today, my foe..
The tide has turned....
For, your day of Reckoning is upon you...
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Remember...
The Almighty is more powerful than you...
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And I want you to know that I just discovered a special antidote from above that will send you back to Hades where you belong...
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All a clinically depressed person must do is ingest:
**50 cc's of NEVER EVER GIVE UP/ NEVER GIVE IN
as well as
**50 cc 's of RELENTLESS HOPE
Then, pair them with the internal belief that "My Creator will see me through until I find relief" and you will fold like a cheap lawn chair from a yard sale.
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At that point, those precious souls directly affected by your fiery wrath will finally have the chance to dance in victory as the local Pastor reads them your eulogy.
And what a glorious day that will be...
Sincerely,
Someone who cares
About the Creator
Tiffany Gordon
I am a super-spiritual, fun-loving artist, writer, & peer-counselor residing in the Pacific Northwest. I am also an Institute of Children's Literature alumna who enjoys writing about the triumph of the human spirit.
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