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Confiscated

Airport Security Snafu

By Alyssa MussoPublished 3 years ago • 1 min read
Confiscated
Photo by Icarus Chu on Unsplash

*Overheard phone conversation at the gate*

You'll never believe what happened,

Just a few minutes ago.

Walking through security,

I didn't expect a show.

Ahead of the crowd,

An early morning riser.

I strolled through without a care,

None the wiser.

I stood there patiently,

Waiting for my bag.

A TSA agent flagged me down,

An unexpected snag.

I thought it was a mistake,

Having packed so carefully.

Unzipping pockets,

Out came a toiletry.

My bottle of hair gel,

Confiscated!

My can of shaving cream,

Confiscated!

My things simply discarded,

How dare they have the audacity.

I reclaimed my bag in defeat,

My luggage at reduced capacity.

*Dialing another phone number several minutes later*

Hey, you'll never believe what happened...

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Alyssa Musso

A scientist by trade, but a creative at heart. One novel in progress with too many other ideas taking up space in my head. Some of those ideas end up here.

Instagram: @alyssa.n.mussowrites

My website! https://www.alyssamusso.com/

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    Written by Alyssa Musso