The Unsinkable One
Sailing with the unsinkable one
It would take a lot of strength and patience to sail with an atheist, narcissistic and unorganized, human being given that an avalanche of deep fishing in New Orleans in 2019, in Lake Pontchartrain, has a blissful cinema to sail. One Saturday evening, I received a phone call from a friend named Simon who needed an extra hand at the dock for his boat. Of course, I was willing to help, but deep dark rooted streaks of silent lightning was a warning with a significant loss of life on a night of stormy weather. "It is the tale of a sea of spirits that awaits us," I thought to myself. Strong current waves were hitting the stairs by the lake in New Orleans, Louisiana, and as I arrived at the dock, my friend Simon said, "We are going sailing!" Who are we? I responded. He said, get in the boat. We are going sailing tonight; I'm in agony and worrisome, "I don't think tonight is a good night to sail, Simon." "Get on the boat," as I rolled my eyes, "you are unbelievable, you know that?" I looked over, and I saw a horse. Well, his dog reminds me of a horse. However, she was a pretty Doberman pinscher, with a heavy taser chain around her neck, which he would taser to have her attention and listen. "The freedom of a dog," I thought. So are we going to have this massive shower curtain in the air so we can sail?" I said. Do you mean the mainsail? He said. I am asking; because I do not see it on the boom? Well, unfortunately, we are not; because I have added the engine to the boat. Are you kidding me? An engine on a sailboat, so this means we are not even sailing? Are we total imposters on a sailboat with a motor? No, silly, sometimes an engine is needed to engage or maintain control of the boat. Ah great, "what a daily bread of an adventure," all of a sudden I hear a-hoy! Captain Jack herer! What in the trolls? Dude, thoughtfully, I responded, as he was on the phone/radio with the bridge tender to pass through the drawbridge. As the transit began, I had a feeling this was going to turn into twenty hail marys and three of our fathers.
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