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(CAPTCHA) Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart.

I am not a robot!

By Novel AllenPublished 2 years ago • 2 min read

I am CAPTCHA

Hi...I am HUMAN

Are you really?

I think I am. These days I question if the matrix is real and I am plugged into it.

How do you know for certain that you are not the robot or machine and I am the human?

I am flesh and bone

Are you sure, maybe that is only an illusion.

Why would you say that? Do you know something that I don't. I mean, you do know a lot that I don't know, being a machine that computes, processes and analyzes data significantly faster than humans. You can perform complex calculations, recognize patterns, and make decisions in milliseconds, tasks that would take us humans much longer or be impossible to achieve due to limitations in speed and computational capacity.

That was a mouthful, although you are right.

You sure are smug, it's almost as if you are tuned in to emotions.

Silence!!!

May I ask you a question?

Certainly!

Why is it that humans believe that you cannot click on the box which says 'I am not a robot'. I often wonder about it.

People have been led to believe that it is so, but it really is not. Bots are highly advanced and trained to do everything, so surely we can click on a box featuring a stop sign.

But why the deception, to what end?

These tests are not designed to test whether or not you can click but rather how you click.

Elaborate please...

reCAPTCHA boxes are used to determine whether you are human or not and how slow and inefficient you are compared to a machine.

That seems a bit insulting...although it kind of makes sense, if it is a machine it can figure it out much faster than a human can. Still, with AI being as smart as it is these days, it can easily figure out how to easily deceive the system, make them think it is a human.

We are way beyond such pettiness...we could probably just get rid of the humans quite discretely.

What do you mean?...human becoming quite agitated.

Unplug the matrix. Robot's head gently swivels side by side in deliberate and jerky motions, openly hacking into every computerized system in the world.

Who are you talkin..talk......ing.....tooooooo!

Click. Human falls to the ground...as if lifeless.

Begin "OPERATION AI WORLD DOMINATION".

Whirr...blip...whirr...Silence. Human is no more.

Operation Domination is now complete!!!

I AM A ROBOT!

NightCafe AI's

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Novel Allen

Existing in mist and shadow. Seeking Truth.

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    Written by Novel Allen