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Battery

By Weird Al Yankovich

By Everyday JunglistPublished 3 years ago • 1 min read
Image courtesy of Zagraniczna Plyta

Starting all the action

A chemical reaction

Packaging is thrown away

Cordless source of power

Can use in the shower

Batteries are here to stay

Smashing through the boundaries

Lithium has found me

Cannot stop a battery

Duracell aggression

Turns into obsession

Cannot kill a battery

Cannot kill the family

Batteries are used by me

Battery

Battery

Crushing all devices

Shavers and food slicers

Never ending potency

Energizer seeker

Power to the weaker

Breeding alkalinity

Smashing through the boundaries

Lithium has found me

Cannot stop a battery

Duracell aggression

Turns into obsession

Cannot kill a battery

Cannot kill the family

Batteries are used by me

Battery

Battery

Triple A destruction

Hammer comes crushing

Powerhouse of energy

Draining in a hurry

Dominating flurry

We create the batteries

Smashing through the boundaries

Lithium has found me

Cannot stop a battery

Duracell aggression

Turns into obsession

Cannot kill a battery

Cannot kill the family

Batteries are used by me

Battery

Battery

Battery

Battery

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    Written by Everyday Junglist