And The Cat Said No
On The Contrariness Of Cats
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred Published 3 months ago • 1 min read

An Edited Internet Cat Meme
A made up freeish form poem (tell me if it is real) on the contrariness of your cat.
Every Day
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Where’s My Milk?
It’s Here In Your Favourite Bowl
Warmed Just As You Like It
Will You Drink It Now?
And The Cat Said No
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I Want To Go Out
But It’s Raining
I Want to Go Out
I’ve Opened The Door For You
Do You Want To Go Out?
And The Cat Said No
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I Want Some Food
I’ve Opened Your Favourite
Salmon and Tuna
In Your Special Bowl
Are You Going To Eat?
And The Cat Said No
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I Want To Sleep
I Put A Clean Blanket
In Your Basket
Warmed On The Radiator
Lie Down Here
And The Cat Said No
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Now Repeat
More on friendlier cats from my walks
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