And The Cat Said No
On The Contrariness Of Cats
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A made up freeish form poem (tell me if it is real) on the contrariness of your cat.
Every Day
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Where’s My Milk?
It’s Here In Your Favourite Bowl
Warmed Just As You Like It
Will You Drink It Now?
And The Cat Said No
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I Want To Go Out
But It’s Raining
I Want to Go Out
I’ve Opened The Door For You
Do You Want To Go Out?
And The Cat Said No
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I Want Some Food
I’ve Opened Your Favourite
Salmon and Tuna
In Your Special Bowl
Are You Going To Eat?
And The Cat Said No
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I Want To Sleep
I Put A Clean Blanket
In Your Basket
Warmed On The Radiator
Lie Down Here
And The Cat Said No
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Now Repeat
More on friendlier cats from my walks
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Comments (5)
A poem that touched all the right spots that cats are like, maybe but almost always sometimes 😁
Fabulous!!! Left some love!!!
I literally Lol-ed reading this! This is so true!
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1 - no, doesn't like milk 2 - nailed it 3 - will eat when she's ready, NOT when you are 4 - sleeps most times anyways, usually in a spot that inconvenient to the human. 5 addendum - wants to be picked up for a cuddle, bites the hand the reaches out to pet her. That about covers it.
Yes - that seems about right! 😄🐱