Almond milk, the amazing taste of Life

If you haven’t read Paul’s poem about almond milk (The inspiration for this) find it here.

If you want to read his rebuttal to my roasting of Spam (the canned meat, not the stalkers) which also inspired this you can read that here.

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🎼 Almond milk, just as smooth as silk.

Who cares about the millions of dollaz I bilk!

🎼 I’m luscious, delicious and can be quite vicious.

Paul, have you forgot that I’m even nutritious?

🎼 but what do you care, I don’t need yo money,

I’ve already got you in my back pocket honey!

🎼 What cha gonna do when the cows are all gone?

Come runnin back to me, right where you belong.

🎼 Ask any barista and they’ll tell you the same.

I am very versatile and even got game!

🎼hmm, let me see, what’s next on my roster.

I’m gonna go down as the world’s best imposter.

🎼So go ahead Paul and keep spreading yo lies

You won’t be laughing when you eat almond fries.

🎼I gotta get going, even though I just got poppin

People need me in their coffee. And yes Paul, very often.

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🎼Yeah! Almond milk does a body good! 🥛

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And if any of you ladies want to get with me than hollah at yo boy- MC Al Mon Dee. Also available in almond d lite.

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This is in response to Paul’s amazing poem about his hateful hatred of Almond milk. He won’t even touch the carton. So please don’t ask him to. I had no choice but to set the record straight since he’s trying to turn spam haters into lovers. Thank you!