A One Horned Horse

She was a one-horned horse

They called her “Unicorn.”

Far from their coarse, all the sailors they sailed.

Straight into the storm, through the winds and the hail.

When this star was born,

Nor just a horse with one horn.

She was a one-horned horse

A Shiny White Unicorn

She was a one-horned horse

They called her “Unicorn.”

All the kings and their Lords,

Fell straight to their knees,

All wishing that they

Could be the one to please

This little white Unicorn.

And as she grew tall,

She was adored by all.

All the birds and the bees,

Floated in the breeze.

When she walked by,

Spirits would fly.

Nobody knew why.

All the big tall trees, would rustle their leaves.

All the flowers would bloom.

All the people knew;

She was a dream come true.

All the men, women, and children too.

Cause when you smiled at her, she’d smile back at you.

She was a one horned horse.

A Sparkly White Unicorn.

A Shiny White Unicorn.

She was a one horned horse,

They called her “Unicorn.”

She was a one of kind.

Such a sweet behind.

She would blow our mind.

No other you’ll find,

With a heart so kind.

Such a precious, rare one of a kind.

And when she would dance,

All the men around-

They could feel her sound.

They’d get a lump in their pants.

That sexy way she’d prance.

Oh yeah, that soulful way she would dance.

She was a one-horned horse

A Sexy White Unicorn.

Sparkly White Unicorn.

A Shiny White Unicorn.

She was a one-horned horse

They called her “Unicorn.”

All the creatures on earth,

All the angels above,

They all knew her worth.

They all fell in love.

All the men on the moon,

All the flowers in June,

All the stars in the skies,

All the butterflies;

They could tell no lies,

When they looked in to her eyes.

She was a one-horned horse,

A Magic White Unicorn.

A Sexy White Unicorn.

Sparkly White Unicorn.

A Shiny White Unicorn.

She was a one-horned horse

They called her “Unicorn.”

Oh yeah, she sure was swell,

Those who knew her well,

Those with whom she would gel;

They might call her a beast.

You know she’d make them all laugh,

To say the least.

All the stories she’d tell,

From across the lands,

All the times that she fell,

Crawling on all hands.

Those who knew her best,

All her friends in the west,

And even some in the east;

They have seen her beast.

They have watched her rise,

Saw the fire in her eyes.

They’ve seen her shine so bright;

Light up the darkest night.

Fight for what’s right,

Oh such a glorious sight.

She could do a trick or two,

Bur that ain’t nothing new.

She was a one-horned horse,

A Silly White Unicorn.

A Magic White Unicorn.

A Sexy White Unicorn.

Sparkly White Unicorn.

A Shiny White Unicorn.

She was a one-horned horse,

They called her “Unicorn.”

And what do you know?

The devil below,

He rose above and he fell in love.

When he took her hand,

He shook the land.

He lured her way down low,

And he didn’t want to let go.

Beside hell’s rivers that flow,

They danced all day;

Danced in a dirty way.

They danced all night ,

Oh what a spectacular sight.

Still something wasn’t quite right.

She was a one-horned horse

Just an Innocent White Unicorn

A Silly White Unicorn

A Magic White Unicorn

A Sexy White Unicorn

Sparkly White Unicorn

A Shiny White Unicorn

She was a one-horned horse,

They called her “Unicorn.”

She knew right from wrong,

Rewrote her own damn song.

She shook her head,

Got straight out of bed.

She wasn’t feeling well,

She didn’t belong in hell.

So she reared up high,

Fixed her broken wing.

All the angels did sing,

As she broke through the glass

Saying “hell can kiss my ass!”

As she flew up high,

Into that big beautiful sky.

And the devil let go.

But he reached out his hand,

Reached across the land,

Just to tap that ass,

Just one more time.

It was the least of his crimes.

He nearly stole her soul.

Buried her deep in his hole.

But she was too smart,

For him to break her heart.

Yeah she was too brave,

To let fear stand in her way.

And she was too strong,

Not to share her song.

She was gone too long.

And she knew it was wrong.

So the devil he cried,

As he kissed her goodbye.

As he watched her fly,

Straight up into heaven’s blue sky.

He kneeled to his knees as he set her free

She was far too good.

Always knew that she could,

Always knew that she would.

He knew from the start,

That she would break his heart.

She was a one-horned horse.

A Special White Unicorn.

A Precious White Unicorn.

She was a one-horned horse,

A Lovely White Unicorn.

A one-horned horse,

A Magic White Unicorn.

Not just a one-horned horse,

A Silly White Unicorn.

Sexy White Unicorn.

A Sparkly White Unicorn.

A Shiny White Unicorn

Not just any Unicorn.

She is a one-horned horse.

She is the Last Unicorn.