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Old grandma, she ain’t what she used to be.

Show here who she used to be.

She’ll be who she wants to be.

Dont tell her who she needs to be.

Times change, age grows lines,

In her face, she can’t disguise.

Old Soul. New start. Messy heart.

Growing up, apparently;

Not quite what she dreamt it’d be.

Broken, Battered, Beatin’, heart’s a mess.

Pretty little girl, been through too much stress.

But that girl sure still got some spark.

All those nights don’t need to be so dark.

Fan her flames and she will rise.

Dry her eyes when she cries.

Dont be like the rest of them guys.

Buy her a shake with some fries.

She’ll squeeze ya tight, between her thighs.

You might get lost in her eyes.

She won’t be broken in battle.

Wont fall from her saddle.

She’ll show ya how’ it’s done.

If you want to have some fun?

But you plan to dick around,

If you be playing like some clown,

If you’re just another hound,

Dog-then you should best keep your log,

Right just where it is.

Cause she don’t need your shit.

Yeah, She can take a hit.

She can hit it hard.

Might just break down your guard.

No need to be sleezy.

Grease your wheels, keep it easy!

If you stand by her side,

you’ll be sure to ride with pride.

Dont pretend, Keep it real.

Let her know how you feel

Put on your big boy pants.

Let her teach ya how to dance.

Go on, give her some good romance.

You know you ain’t the only one ,

Who will be wantin’ to have some fun!

Plenty of Fish in the Sea.

Apples don’t fall far from their tree.

But you’ve got just one true soul mate.

Many hyenas keen to pounce,

Many others with whom she could bounce.

Many vultures in the sky,

Many fools won’t catch her eye.

Not if you are her one and only guy.

Too many Jokers midnight tokers.

She’ll never be alone,

Never will admit defeat.

Damn, that girl is such a treat.

You’d better keep it sweet.

Cook her dinner, that’s a winner!

Do your dishes, she’ll grant your wishes.

Put in your part, give her your heart

She’ll give you hers,

Make you want to shake your furs.

And then some more!

You’ll be amazed by what’s in store.

Just don’t be lazy or acting crazy.

When times get tuff and you’re feeling rough,

Keep it smooth, you’ll find your groove.

She ain’t like the rest.

Just give her all your best.

Tell it like it is.

Dont tell it like it ain’t.

She’ll teach you how to paint,

The pretty picture you deserve.

If you slide with her curve,

And just go with the flow;

She’ll make you feel alive,

Help your soul revive.

If you’re feeling way down low,

Like there ain’t nowhere to go;

Dont’ be giving up quite so fast.

The time is now, make it last.

Get your punk ass straight in line.

Take her out, wine and dine.

Wonderlust, pure devine.

Dont you touch the Unicorn.

Dont show her any scorn.

Put her on a pedestal

Fill her heart up, fill it full.

Love her tight with all your might.

Little lady, messy heart, flying free.

Be the best that you can be.

Give her all you’ve got.

Pop it like its hot.

Dont pretend that you’re not,

Helplessly in love,

Like some turtle dove.

Shell teach you a thing or two.

You might not know what to do.

Just stand tall from the start.

And if it all falls apart,

Pick her up, mend her heart.

Be her lover, be her friend.

Their wont have to be an end.

What goes up must come down.

First you’re high , then you’re low

Dont clog the drain, just let flow.

Who goes first? I don’t know?

What comes next? Read the text!

You might feel a bit perplexed.

But if you can feel her sound,

Share her love all around.

Don’t diminish her bright light.

Don’t put up some loser fight.

She’ll shine for you, her white light.

Guide you all the way,

Build a brand new day.

Create a space to play.

Show her your own special way.

Dont matter what you do,

Do it with respect.

Ain’t nobody quite perfect.

If you look, you might find.

It’s best to leave the past behind.

Stand tall, Stand proud.

Holler out, shout it loud.

Stand right out from the crowd.

No reason to feel no shame.

Don’t go playing no blame game.

Stay humble in the flame.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick.

Jack can learn to fix his shit.

But he better fix it fast.

Build a foundation that will last.

She’ll bring love in to your world.

There just ain’t no other girl.

All she wants is a twirl.

Damn straight, she’ll be your girl.

All she wants is your heart.

Pure as gold from the start.

It might be broken, might be tattered.

That ain’t gonna matter.

This girls got game, don’t ya know?

Keep her warm, don’t get cold.

Treat her like lady, little lass.

Dont be afraid to tap that ass.

But only in a gentle way,

Have a little play.

Dont stay buried down below,

Where there ain’t no room to grow.

Let things be, let things flow.

Find peace within your mind.

No one will get left behind.

Everything is gonna be alright.

Everything will be just fine.

If you look deep within you’ll find;

She’s not just one of a kind.

She wont let ya down.

Won’t ever make ya frown.

Not if you treat her right.

The her hand hold it tight.

Buckle in for an epic flight.

She might just take you there?

Might take you everywhere?



Old Grandma, she ain’t what she used to be.

But you know she’ll set you free.

Hold up, let me make it loud and clear:

It might sound strange what you hear.

The Grandma thing is just a joke.

Just an easy way to poke.

A little fun at her age.

The world is still her stage.

Nah, she ain’t that old.

But mind your manners, you might get told!

She’s no spring chicken that’s for sure.

Lived a lot of life in her years.

Concurred almost all of her fears.

Brush that dust off her wings.

Dress her in her pretty things.

She ain’t what she used to be.

Thats Ok, that’s not who she needs to be.

Help set her free.

She’ll come back fro you,

Teach you a trick or two;

Show you something new.

And when the time feels right,

Squeeze her bum, hold it tight.

Treat her like a gem,

A rare and precious one,

That only sparkles in the sun;

One you cannot stand to lose.

Such a delicate little flower.

You know she holds all the power.

Turning tricks by the hour.

No, Not in a nasty way.

She don’t give a damn what you say.

If you been talking trash anyway,

Get your mind out of the gutter.

You’ll soon learn there just ain’t no other.

Not the way you’re prone to think.

Sit down relax, grab yourself a drink.

You might want to take some notes.

Find that thing that floats her boats.



Old Grandma, she ain’t what she used to be.

Just like a bird, set her free.

She’ll come back for you.

Teach you a trick or two

And when the time is right,

She might let down her guard.

If times get tuff and things seem hard,

She’ll stand by your side.

She’ll make you feel alright.

And at the end of the day,

When you can’t find your spark,

For you, she’ll shine her light.

She’ll teach you how to dance.

If you can’t keep it cool,

If you play some wack game,

Step it up, be a man.

Give it all that you can.

Give it all you’ve got.

Dont pretend to be what you’re not.

What she got, can’t be bought.

You’ll want to get in line.

Show her love, make her shine.

Bring her cheese, dine with wine.

Stand out from the crowd.

Shout it out, shout it loud.

If you want to hold her hand,

Touch her toes in the sand.

If she’s the one you need,

Then listen close, please take heed.

Build her a home, work the land.

Dry her eyes when she cries.

Give her space, she’ll win the race.

Set her free, she’ll come back.

Might even cut you some slack?

If all you can do is just the same,

She’ll help you step up your game.

Things might get weird, but don’t be lame.

Your queen is here, if you choose.

Keep it real, you will not loose.

Turn that frown upside down.

Sparkle hard in the sun.

Go on now, have some fun!

Grab her hand, hold it tight.

Be her lover, be her friend.

Be grateful for what you’ve got.

Cause you know that shit is hot!

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Old grandma, she ain’t what she used to be.

Show here who she used to be.

She’ll be who she wants to be.

Dont tell her who she needs to be.

Times change, age grows lines,

In her face, she can’t disguise.

Old Soul. New start. Messy heart.

Growing up, apparently;

Not quite what she dreamt it’d be.

Broken, Battered, Beatin’, heart’s a mess.

Pretty little girl, been through too much stress.

But that girl sure still got some spark.

All those nights don’t need to be so dark.

Fan her flames and she will rise.

Dry her eyes when she cries.

Dont be like the rest of them guys.

Buy her a shake with some fries.

She’ll squeeze ya tight, between her thighs.

You might get lost in her eyes.

She won’t be broken in battle.

Wont fall from her saddle.

She’ll show ya how’ it’s done.

If you want to have some fun?

But you plan to dick around,

If you be playing like some clown,

If you’re just another hound,

Dog-then you should best keep your log,

Right just where it is.

Cause she don’t need your shit.

Yeah, She can take a hit.

She can hit it hard.

Might just break down your guard.

No need to be sleezy.

Grease your wheels, keep it easy!

If you stand by her side,

you’ll be sure to ride with pride.

Dont pretend, Keep it real.

Let her know how you feel

Put on your big boy pants.

Let her teach ya how to dance.

Go on, give her some good romance.

You know you ain’t the only one ,

Who will be wantin’ to have some fun!

Plenty of Fish in the Sea.

Apples don’t fall far from their tree.

But you’ve got just one true soul mate.

Many hyenas keen to pounce,

Many others with whom she could bounce.

Many vultures in the sky,

Many fools won’t catch her eye.

Not if you are her one and only guy.

Too many Jokers midnight tokers.

She’ll never be alone,

Never will admit defeat.

Damn, that girl is such a treat.

You’d better keep it sweet.

Cook her dinner, that’s a winner!

Do your dishes, she’ll grant your wishes.

Put in your part, give her your heart

She’ll give you hers,

Make you want to shake your furs.

And then some more!

You’ll be amazed by what’s in store.

Just don’t be lazy or acting crazy.

When times get tuff and you’re feeling rough,

Keep it smooth, you’ll find your groove.

She ain’t like the rest.

Just give her all your best.

Tell it like it is.

Dont tell it like it ain’t.

She’ll teach you how to paint,

The pretty picture you deserve.

If you slide with her curve,

And just go with the flow;

She’ll make you feel alive,

Help your soul revive.

If you’re feeling way down low,

Like there ain’t nowhere to go;

Dont’ be giving up quite so fast.

The time is now, make it last.

Get your punk ass straight in line.

Take her out, wine and dine.

Wonderlust, pure devine.

Dont you touch the Unicorn.

Dont show her any scorn.

Put her on a pedestal

Fill her heart up, fill it full.

Love her tight with all your might.

Little lady, messy heart, flying free.

Be the best that you can be.

Give her all you’ve got.

Pop it like its hot.

Dont pretend that you’re not,

Helplessly in love,

Like some turtle dove.

Shell teach you a thing or two.

You might not know what to do.

Just stand tall from the start.

And if it all falls apart,

Pick her up, mend her heart.

Be her lover, be her friend.

Their wont have to be an end.

What goes up must come down.

First you’re high , then you’re low

Dont clog the drain, just let flow.

Who goes first? I don’t know?

What comes next? Read the text!

You might feel a bit perplexed.

But if you can feel her sound,

Share her love all around.

Don’t diminish her bright light.

Don’t put up some loser fight.

She’ll shine for you, her white light.

Guide you all the way,

Build a brand new day.

Create a space to play.

Show her your own special way.

Dont matter what you do,

Do it with respect.

Ain’t nobody quite perfect.

If you look, you might find.

It’s best to leave the past behind.

Stand tall, Stand proud.

Holler out, shout it loud.

Stand right out from the crowd.

No reason to feel no shame.

Don’t go playing no blame game.

Stay humble in the flame.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick.

Jack can learn to fix his shit.

But he better fix it fast.

Build a foundation that will last.

She’ll bring love in to your world.

There just ain’t no other girl.

All she wants is a twirl.

Damn straight, she’ll be your girl.

All she wants is your heart.

Pure as gold from the start.

It might be broken, might be tattered.

That ain’t gonna matter.

This girls got game, don’t ya know?

Keep her warm, don’t get cold.

Treat her like lady, little lass.

Dont be afraid to tap that ass.

But only in a gentle way,

Have a little play.

Dont stay buried down below,

Where there ain’t no room to grow.

Let things be, let things flow.

Find peace within your mind.

No one will get left behind.

Everything is gonna be alright.

Everything will be just fine.

If you look deep within you’ll find;

She’s not just one of a kind.

She wont let ya down.

Won’t ever make ya frown.

Not if you treat her right.

The her hand hold it tight.

Buckle in for an epic flight.

She might just take you there?

Might take you everywhere?



Old Grandma, she ain’t what she used to be.

But you know she’ll set you free.

Hold up, let me make it loud and clear:

It might sound strange what you hear.

The Grandma thing is just a joke.

Just an easy way to poke.

A little fun at her age.

The world is still her stage.

Nah, she ain’t that old.

But mind your manners, you might get told!

She’s no spring chicken that’s for sure.

Lived a lot of life in her years.

Concurred almost all of her fears.

Brush that dust off her wings.

Dress her in her pretty things.

She ain’t what she used to be.

Thats Ok, that’s not who she needs to be.

Help set her free.

She’ll come back fro you,

Teach you a trick or two;

Show you something new.

And when the time feels right,

Squeeze her bum, hold it tight.

Treat her like a gem,

A rare and precious one,

That only sparkles in the sun;

One you cannot stand to lose.

Such a delicate little flower.

You know she holds all the power.

Turning tricks by the hour.

No, Not in a nasty way.

She don’t give a damn what you say.

If you been talking trash anyway,

Get your mind out of the gutter.

You’ll soon learn there just ain’t no other.

Not the way you’re prone to think.

Sit down relax, grab yourself a drink.

You might want to take some notes.

Find that thing that floats her boats.



Old Grandma, she ain’t what she used to be.

Just like a bird, set her free.

She’ll come back for you.

Teach you a trick or two

And when the time is right,

She might let down her guard.

If times get tuff and things seem hard,

She’ll stand by your side.

She’ll make you feel alright.

And at the end of the day,

When you can’t find your spark,

For you, she’ll shine her light.

She’ll teach you how to dance.

If you can’t keep it cool,

If you play some wack game,

Step it up, be a man.

Give it all that you can.

Give it all you’ve got.

Dont pretend to be what you’re not.

What she got, can’t be bought.

You’ll want to get in line.

Show her love, make her shine.

Bring her cheese, dine with wine.

Stand out from the crowd.

Shout it out, shout it loud.

If you want to hold her hand,

Touch her toes in the sand.

If she’s the one you need,

Then listen close, please take heed.

Build her a home, work the land.

Dry her eyes when she cries.

Give her space, she’ll win the race.

Set her free, she’ll come back.

Might even cut you some slack?

If all you can do is just the same,

She’ll help you step up your game.

Things might get weird, but don’t be lame.

Your queen is here, if you choose.

Keep it real, you will not loose.

Turn that frown upside down.

Sparkle hard in the sun.

Go on now, have some fun!

Grab her hand, hold it tight.

Be her lover, be her friend.

Be grateful for what you’ve got.

Cause you know that shit is hot!

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