satire
Pet parodies to help us hash out our pet peeves.
Bionic Boy & The Neighbourhood Strays
Rested upon the window seat I browsed the latest newspaper. 'Nobody is safe!' Read the headline on the front cover. Inside provided article after article that delivered bad news after unpleasant news, terrible news followed by dreadful news and for a second, I cast my eye beyond the uncertainty to my garden.
Lana JaynePublished 3 years ago in PetlifeThe Secret World of Mr. October
The sun is gleaming on my nose as I stretch one eyelid open, then the next, releasing a big ole' yawn and stretching myself from head to tail. I roll over onto my back, paws in the air and I feel my mother's touch slip over my chest and down to my.... oh yeah... that's the belly spot.
Alexandra LaceyPublished 3 years ago in PetlifeOmar's Diary October 2020
"Up and at the office both forenoon and afternoon, very long" Samuel Pepys 1st October 1664 I know how he felt as Man Servant and I sat down to prepare the diary.
Alan RussellPublished 3 years ago in PetlifeALL MY KITTENS
Tawny and Wilburn arrive at The Hidden Valley International Airport. When they reach the airport they both begin to cough like crazy. They do not understand why they are feeling this way.
Billy EhrlacherPublished 3 years ago in PetlifeAll My Kittens
Raul Garson races up the spiral staircase en route to Sable's bedroom to surprise her. Raul is surprised and dismayed when he finds Basil Mackenzie the longtime mayor of Hidden Valley in his sister-in-law's bed, naked!!!!
Billy EhrlacherPublished 4 years ago in Petlife- Top Story - September 2020
If Your Enneagram Type Was An Animal, It Would Be…
Like so many people, when I first came across The Enneagram, my mind was completely blown. Suddenly I had an incredible tool that helped me understand both myself and others, while gently inviting me towards emotional and personal growth.
Dan FosterPublished 4 years ago in Petlife Omar's Diary for July 2020
A most difficult and stressful month Thursday 9th July 2020 Man Servant made himself very busy in the garage this morning. There was much bumping, thumping and grunting as he moved things around trying to create some space and order. I was rather hoping he was arranging it so that the “red thing” could be put away at night rather than being left on the driveway.
Alan RussellPublished 4 years ago in PetlifeWhat Would Rocket Do?
This is my journal (good word, huh?) of early Spring, from April 3 to 31 May, 2020. I have no idea what any of those numbers are about but I know they are important to People. And People are my life.
ALL MY KITTENS
Raul Garson decides that after hearing the news that his brother is missing that his place is in Hidden Valley to help his family cope and deal with Wilburn's disappearance in any way possible. As Raul lands at The Hidden Valley Airport, Sable enters her bedroom.
Billy EhrlacherPublished 4 years ago in PetlifeSouthern Hospitality
It's a beautiful sunny day in South Carolina, the birds are chirping, the dogs are barking... literally, at this very moment, at the deer walking off away from the driveway. However, not all of them are participating in this grand scheme for territorial dominance, instead I look over and see, my beautiful, five-year-old, baby staring at me with wonderous eyes. I immediately compliment her and give her a quick neck rub, as she stares and her tail subconciously wags. As my hand reaches for my phone, I realize... Oh. My. God... My dog is the most beautiful, four legged, creature, I, have ever laid eyes on. I quickly asked for a photo and she happily obliged. It is here, right now, that I'd like to introduce you to my family's beautiful, southern bell Basset Hound, Clementine.
Donovan BarlowPublished 4 years ago in PetlifeHow to Train Your Human
Hello. My name is Gizmo. I am a cat. And I have successfully trained my human. It was difficult at first, but with consistent training and reinforcement, I was able to train my human in only a few short days. And I am going to teach you how to train your human, as well.
James MorrisPublished 4 years ago in PetlifeOmar's Diary to 5th June 2020
Saturday 30th and Sunday 31st May 2020 Both days have been soporifically hot and so they passed in a blur under the cooling whir of a fan.
Alan RussellPublished 4 years ago in Petlife