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This is Just Ghetto🤣❗

If walls could Talk...

By HandsomelouiiThePoet (Lonzo ward)Published 11 months ago 4 min read
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This is Just Ghetto🤣❗
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“The Blackest Kids I Know”

I'd inform you that prematurely before midnight 2003 She was fighting with the other Baby Daddy This Time...

He called her a Garden Device...

Tabitha advised him that her Mother would fuck him up tomorrow if she was able to catch him hanging out by the pool hall...

Well actually her Mother was also a Garden Tool but she was a Gangster...

She could Give a Happy Ending and Earn Her Rent but She learned quickly How to wrestle a MfKa, set him in a choker, and get what she wants... Plenty of nights I've seen men Run out of the door and leave their wallets behind...

She met their grandfather Earl(Nickname/Sandbox)... He stood a Real Hustler fella from the 1960s he sold Diana Ross her first fur coat and stole it back in the 1980s after he got stabbed in the eye for cheating on “Grandma Mink”, and he made it up to her...That's how she got the NickName!

All these years and they were still crazy in Love!

He moved here after her mom passed, and

They Raised 2 Daughters.

Tabitha and,

Riquetta(Nickname- Pimp Rico)

I watched them Hustle and flow through generations... Now Tabitha brings into the world Three Kids by 3 Different men and her sister /Pimp Rico has Plenty of Garden Tools also one son and Money of course a Lot of Drama...

I watched as Tabitha's youngsters transformed into Drag queens, Doctors, and a Stud!

The younger son took after his mother and Grandmother he was a crossdresser and a Garden device...Anthony(Nickname-JLo)

The Middle sister Brittany(Nickname- BoyBrit) took after the aunt she was a Stud she wanted to be just like PimpRico- she got all the girls to act like lesbians at school she was popular!

The Older Brother 25 and a Doctor he went away to college and he never visits but he sends nice Birthday and Holiday Gifts and never receives any...

2 years ago back in 2009 Grandpa and Tabitha had traveled to Wisconsin Campus to remind Jeremy to come home for Thanksgiving but I only remember J-lo being there with all his step-kids he manages to always have met guys who decided to stand out as Bisexual after having a few baby mommas or whatever, somehow he becomes attached and now he plays stepmom to 3 different Kids and he for sure collects child support from each Daddy...

Thanksgiving night Boy Brit was 19 she currently had 2 girls show up for Thanksgiving Dinner they got sapped and Pulled each other Fake hair extensions all over the floor, Grandma Mink Snatched one of them Heffas up outta her gym shoes for starting Drama in her house after a Bombass Dinner and Barbeque!

One of my favorite moments is when Grandpa(Sandbox) gets drunk and forgets that Bobby Caldwell ain't Black...He disagrees with everyone just to Agree later on!

Grandpa Sandbox played the music Loud and Steamed up the air with his Granddaddy purp!

Grandma mink would curse him out for smoking in the house but he still accomplished finishing his Blunt and Grandma loved that about him, he was a Hustler who did what he wanted...

In 1995 he Sold the previous landlord a Harley Davidson and a Cohort Jacket He Got this House in exchange!

Now they live here forever, and I'm not mad just a little frustrated with those stepkids, They Draw on the walls and wipe their dirty hands on the wall... constantly lie on the floor, and use Bright Pretty colors for the coloring books and rub their Dirty feet up against the walls...just a week ago they found a Stray Dog, Grandma let them keep him and they named him Pookie...

My Bright Yellow days are over This is worst than a SunFlower 🌻 at least they glimmer With The Dirt!

Tabitha was never home she practically lets the kids raise themselves. Grandma and Grandpa had helped Raise Jeremy and he went off to school but the younger 2 came later and they claimed to be busy with their lifestyle although they were home the kids raised themselves...

No wonder J-lo wants all these kids and BoyBrit have all those girlfriends, they wanted to raise them exactly how they had been raised...The Older Brother Jeremy wants nothing to do with the Family and Everyone acts like they don't notice it! 👀🙈He is not coming back to Atlanta.

However, all of this is just Ghetto!

It's none of my business but I'll spill a little bit of Tea!

Their cousin Koolaid came over the day before yesterday and he went into Grandads stash and stole a bunch of his OG Kush! From underneath that Dusty antiquated china cabinet in the Garage...

If walls could talk 💬 I'd surely spill some Tea 🫖...

This is Just Ghetto!

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  • Novel Allen10 months ago

    If you ain't been to the ghetto, you may not understand the drama of it all. Yep, that is mostly how some of it goes down.

  • Lol, this was so fun to read! I enjoyed it so much!

  • Mariann Carroll11 months ago

    Too funny, love the slang names

  • Dana Crandell11 months ago

    Great storytelling with a big dash of humor. A great read, Lonzo!

  • This is excellent! Great characters.

  • Phil Flannery11 months ago

    Life can be funny.

  • Tiffany Gordon 11 months ago

    Awesome storytelling! What a great TV Pilot! I would definitely watch it!

  • Babs Iverson11 months ago

    Woohoo!!! Well done!!!❤️❤️💕

  • Roy Stevens11 months ago

    Oh Man, can you conjure magic stories with this language we use! Someday, probably pretty soon I hope, I'm gonna be able to say, "Handsome L? I knew him when he was toying around on the Internet!" And I'll be so damn proud... 😊

  • Brenton F11 months ago

    Just like your poetry - open and honest! ...With added lols!

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