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Weird Facts About Male Nipples
Nipples!Nearly each of us, man or women, has them. They feed mothers' babies, and have been known to come in handy on steamy nights. On the other hand, similar to any other part of the human body, nipples can be freaky weird. In today's Infographics Show, we present the marvels of the male nipples!
By Amine Oubih2 years ago in Humor
Kicked in the Balls vs Childbirth
Now and then, a news article captures our attention, shaking us up a bit with its grim sting. An instance from the US reads, "Ohio man charged with murder after fatal kick to the groin," while another from the UK is "Man 'dies after having testicles squeezed during fight over parking space. "" These incidents underscore a chilling reality: the male genitalia's vulnerability and the unbearable pain that are caused by these attacks. Yet, beneath the pain, what else is there?And what about the pain that women go through while giving birth, often considered as one of the most excruciating forms of pain that exists?
By Amine Oubih2 years ago in Humor
“Henrietta’s Humor: The Clucking Comedian of Chucklesworth”
Once upon a time in the quaint village of Chucklesworth, there lived a peculiar chicken named Henrietta. Henrietta was no ordinary chicken; she had a wild ambition to become a stand-up comedian. Every morning, instead of crowing, she would cluck out punchlines, much to the confusion of her fellow barnyard friends.
By ANNA CORAL2 years ago in Humor
A Journey Through the Compassion Chronicles
In a bustling city, amidst the cacophony of daily life, there exists a quiet revolution—a shift in perspective that transcends judgment and embraces understanding. This is the story of how a single question transformed the lives of many, weaving through the narratives of empathy, introspection, and human connection.
By Samuel Kirubi2 years ago in Humor
A Farmers’ Sexy Greediness & The Carpenter.
A carpenter's goose, which had produced six eggs, passed away one day. After delivering the eggs to his farmer neighbor, the carpenter stated: "My goose passed away after laying six eggs. Now, your broody hen would sit on the eggs if you gave them to her, and after around thirty days, the eggs would hatch. You will have two of the goslings if all the eggs hatch, and I will keep the remaining four." The farmer gave him a disbelieving glance and uttered: "Oh no, we'll split the six goslings equally between the two of us if they all hatch. You'll receive three, and I'll receive three.” After a brief hesitation, the carpenter had no choice but to comply. After giving the farmer the eggs, he walked away. The carpenter came back to the farmer a month later and said: "I think that at this point, every egg has hatched. Can I then have my three goslings?" Nevertheless, the farmer grinned and uttered: “Sorry, but none of them hatched! As it happened, none of the eggs were good. I have already disposed of them.” That did not appear to cheer up the carpenter. He departed right away. After a day, the farmer heard someone knock on his gate early the next morning. He noticed an elderly man wearing an outdated black coat when he opened the gate. He donned a cap and had a long white beard. His voice was scratchy as he spoke: "I buy many kinds of chicken birds as a farmer and traveller. I've heard that you also farm. I'll buy your goslings for a hefty sum of money if you have any." Cheerfully the farmer enquired, "How many do you need?" "How many have you got?" the old man questioned in return. "Six", was the farmer's response. "I need three, and I will pay handsomely for them," the elderly man then declared. With great excitement, the farmer ran in, released three goslings, and delivered them to the elderly man. Then, an unexpected event occurred. The elderly man revealed his genuine identity by taking off his hat and starting to rip out his false beard. He was not elderly. Afterward, he said: "Do you find this surprising? That would be me, the carpenter who lives next door. For all your apparent intelligence, you are a complete idiot! My three goslings are now mine. In equal measure, the two of us have shared them." As the farmer stood dumbfounded, the carpenter continued, "Indeed, your greed has cost you dearly. But let this be a lesson for us both. Honesty and fairness should always prevail in our dealings with others." Reflecting on his actions, the farmer nodded in understanding, realizing the error of his ways. From that day forward, he vowed to conduct himself with integrity and respect towards his neighbors and fellow farmers. As for the carpenter, he returned home with his three goslings, grateful for the valuable lesson learned. He understood that true wealth lies not in material possessions but in the trust and goodwill of those around him. And so, with a newfound sense of humility and wisdom, the farmer and the carpenter continued their lives, each enriched by the experience and the bond forged through honesty and mutual respect. As the sun set on another day in the countryside, the echoes of their story served as a reminder to all who heard it: in a world filled with temptation and deceit, integrity and honesty will always stand as pillars of strength, guiding us towards a brighter and more harmonious future. And thus, the tale of the farmer's greediness and the carpenter became more than just a story; it became a timeless lesson for generations to come. Moral lesson: Never try to deceive others, lie, or cheat them. People may be more smart than you realize. Additionally, greediness can never be sexy - don't mind my title. Lol You came around, Thank you for reading. My stories are my means of imparting life lessons. Please don't forget to comment, I must confess you have something to say. Subscribe for more.
By Chuks Gad Nwaigwe2 years ago in Humor
The Pizza Man
In the bustling streets of the city, where the aroma of freshly baked dough mingles with the tantalizing scent of melted cheese and savory toppings, there exists a hero of modern times – the pizza delivery man. Armed with nothing but a trusty vehicle and a stack of piping hot pizzas, he navigates through traffic and treacherous weather to bring joy and satisfaction to hungry customers far and wide.
By sudip tarafder3 years ago in Humor
Pizza Everything . Top Story - February 2024.
My experiment began when I found this odd bit of 90’s nostalgia online. I know what you’re thinking. Finally, an everything pizza seasoning endorsed by The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Millennials, look no further. This 4.4 ounce bottle of pizza-like flavor is available on amazon.com for $12.99. Also available, ‘The Shredder.’
By Leslie Writes3 years ago in Humor
Thoughts About Cindy
Cindy turned ninety two weeks ago. It was just another day for her though. She went into the lounge and all the flowers, about 28 bouquets, that arrived from friends, family, acquaintances and associates, beautifully decorated her home. She asked one of her staff members, "have you ever seen anything like this?' She was certainly flattered to receive so many bouquets. He politely said no, although what he actually thought was 'yeah, at a funeral'.
By Hummingbird3 years ago in Humor
10 Hilarious office pranks that won’t get you fired
In the hustle and bustle of the corporate world, a well-timed prank can be the perfect antidote to a stressful workday. Injecting a bit of humor into the office environment not only boosts morale but also fosters camaraderie among colleagues. However, the key to pulling off a successful office prank lies in ensuring it's lighthearted, harmless, and won't leave you updating your LinkedIn profile hastily. Here's a list of 10 hilarious office pranks that will have your coworkers in stitches without jeopardizing your job security.
By Dirk Le Roux3 years ago in Humor
Tinder Travesties 2 - The Anatomy of Lawrence. Content Warning.
This article was declined upon first submission for "not meeting the quality standards." There were no other notes. I deleted a few sentences I thought could be problematic and reformatted, but it seems as though Vocal wants to censor this in-depth critique of Lawrence. We'll see if this article makes it past the censors this second time. I'll see you on the other side, friends.
By Steven Christopher McKnight3 years ago in Humor
