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Ref Jokes That Keep Calling You Out 😄
Referees are supposed to keep things fair, calm, and under control. But in reality, they often end up at the center of attention—sometimes praised, sometimes blamed, and sometimes just meme material. That mix makes them perfect for humor.
By JokeJester4 months ago in Humor
Bacon and I Are at Odds
Bacon and I are not on speaking terms. Bacon spat at me. I did nothing to hurt it. All I wanted to do was cook my mushrooms in his beautiful, luscious fat. I wanted the fungus to have the scent of its alluring fragrance to make our mouths drool. And it spat at me.
By Alexandra Grant4 months ago in Humor
Terrible Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Good 😄
Terrible jokes have a strange kind of power. They’re not clever in the traditional sense, they’re not smooth, and they often make you question why you laughed at all. Yet somehow, they still land.
By JokeJester4 months ago in Humor
The Grumpy Old Men Realise They are Getting Old
If you haven’t read any of the Grumpy Old Men series, Marty and Steve are two grumpy old men who live together. They have known each other for years. Marty has been a bachelor all his life.
By Calvin London4 months ago in Humor
The Next Morning
Sunlight spilled across my face, waking me. I rose slowly, a bit slower than usual, probably one or two martinis too many. I’m glad I pulled my robe around my body: I heard voices coming from my bath as I tread through the arbor joining it to my chamber. Sure enough, there my brother was, having a hot tub party in my bath. He took one look at my face and quickly escorted everyone somewhere else.
By Harper Lewis 4 months ago in Humor
Dinner
Whiskey tango foxtrot. Would you look at the seating chart my brother just handed me? It was a nightmare worthy of Phobetor and Phantasos. I swatted him with it then told him he could seat the ladies. That should fix his little red chariot but good. “And tell Aphrodite to dress for dinner. I won’t have her at my table in cut offs and a tube top.” I noticed Hermes glancing at the chart. “Any table.” If there’s a loophole, he’ll find it. If there isn’t, he’ll make one.
By Harper Lewis 4 months ago in Humor
PUBLIC HEALTH ALERT: The Uncontrollable Urge to Sneeze While Using Your Phone or Laptop
In what the Department of Common Catastrophes has declared “a growing national emergency,” experts are warning citizens about the overlooked menace plaguing millions of modern lives: the involuntary sneeze during moments of technological engagement.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
Leaving Puns That Make Every Goodbye a Little Funnier
Leaving is part of everyday life. People leave work, leave chats, leave parties, leave homes, and sometimes just leave a situation that got awkward too fast. It’s a normal moment—but that’s exactly why it’s perfect for humor.
By JokeJester4 months ago in Humor
Bathroom Gymnastics at 35,000 Feet
I wasn’t planning on sharing this story because, quite frankly, it was embarrassing. But today, while remembering it, I laughed so hard that I figured if I can laugh at myself, everyone else should get the opportunity too.
By Debbie's Reflection4 months ago in Humor
I Am Sorry For All The Noise
Hello there, neighbor. I met our landlord today, and he greeted me with yet another one of your noise complaints. Why do you keep doing this to me? We had such a good start: remember the first year, when you went on vacation and asked me to feed your cats?
By Sasha Desideri4 months ago in Humor
Wizard Jokes That Are Spellbindingly Funny
Wizards have always carried a sense of mystery. Cloaks, spells, glowing wands, and dramatic entrances make them perfect characters for stories and jokes.
By JokeJester4 months ago in Humor
Blue Collar Jokes That Punch In With Laughter Every Time
Blue collar jobs are the backbone of everyday life. From construction sites and factories to repair shops and delivery routes, these workers keep things running while the rest of the world moves forward.
By JokeJester4 months ago in Humor