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Pink Slip

- You're Fired -

By Jay KantorPublished 9 months ago Updated 9 months ago 3 min read
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Toss-up your 'Blinker' - Just move-on

–Changing Lanes–

Have you ever been Fired? We never forget that day. 1st reaction of ALL would probably be the overwhelming feeling of rejection - What did I do wrong? Knocks your wind out! Usually our 1st Firing from our 1st job is the most memorable: But, after the initial Firing-Phenomenon, all the following 'Usher-Outs' become old hat - certainly not so dramatic - been there done that 'tude-taken: An emotional shock to your personal 'Failure Factor' Department - Inadequacy? Nah! We, of course, will miss our co-workers and 'workable' comfort zones, but as with all facets of life, it's time to move on.

Lose your Job? You may start feeling emotionally unhinged, all of which may 'pave' the road for chronic physical issues to arise – Re~Invent~Re-Route Yourself - Zig~Zag - No occupational hazards in sight.

— You are YOU - Not WHAT you DO —

After all, your career-job, often identifies what it is that you do. But there are those that feel that they identify with 'the job' as an intricate part of their being: Others may simply say, "I punch a clock - Gotta pay the Rent - Nothing more."

Odd to me how many 'Expressions-Descriptions' there are for this type of flash-bang notice. Often depended upon the job category - the industry it is taken from - or the lingo from which side of the 'pond' you may be from. But, no matter how this is conveyed, it usually brings out dizzying gut-reactions regardless of the circumstances.

'FIRED' - Made Redundant - Pink slip - Canned -Terminated - Walking papers - Vacate notice and I'm certain there are many more much less subtle missives portrayed. These assortments of labels may be as archaic as the Art Deco building styling of the 30's. Currently you might hear: "Don't Let the door hit you in your a*s!"

Downsizing ~ Outsourcing 'The Cream of the Crop' ~ efficiency with the minimums, only – No Dead-Weight here – Darwinism: "Survival of the fittest," Indeed! Of course, there's always the First-Time-Ever Quick Lunch with the Boss. The 'Diplomatic' Approach - The Doomsday Talk - Never ends well. Politics (even nepotism) play a large part in this oftentimes complicated scenario. There are many reasons why someone doesn't work out for a particular position within any venue: Certainly no question about that.

Most of us have experienced this at least once in our lives – as you continually shake your head – "didn't see this coming!" Out of disbelief an array of Lumps in Throat-Mad-Glad Revelations: Not unlike facing the 5 stages of Loss-Grief 'Laboring' to 'Work' through. Actually, that 'j.o.b.' just may not have been 'IT' for you; a semi pain free rationalization?

Try something different at this stage; mix up your job choices. Stay within your 'vocation' but choose an unusual path to utilize it. This 'Life Change' can actually be Way-Better: Was-it-Though a blessing or a curse or just a happy-accidental occurrence; a wake up call? Don't run it into the Ditch.

How long did it take you to recover from your 1st Firing? Come-on we all got dumped at least once. No matter how insignificant that job may have been...it still stung!

Remembering: When we were 15, Twin-Lar, and I shared our 1st motorized ride - a red Vespa motor scooter. We would alternate days who drove and who sat on the rumble-seat. I was a busboy @ a coffee shop and we were stuck in traffic; no padded helmets here. I was ONLY {5} minutes late. And as I slid down the hallway to clock in, Mr. Chambers, the Manager, shouted "Don't bother...we needed you here." Well, I never was 'Fired' again after that - luckily never even worked for anyone - lesson learned. But, if I hadn't been fired I most likely would still be working there!

— Thanks for that Mr. Chambers —

Jay Kantor, Chatsworth, California

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  • Lacy Loar-Gruenlerabout a month ago

    Jay, what an uplifting way to look at the emotional kick in the arse it is to be fired. My boss just told me he has 'been sacked' and he was blindsided. I have my own experience, and it hurt. Makes ya question if you are competent. I'm sending this link to my boss because it's a wonderfully written and cathartic take on screw the boss who has no clue!

  • Judey Kalchik about a month ago

    When my job at Borders was eliminated, dozens of other people also were released. For hours we packed up our office and books. Years and years of books. I still can't hear the sound of tape guns sealing boxes without remembering that sorrowful day.

  • Dave Wettlaufer5 months ago

    You realize in today’s age, they just cannot fire you. If they downsize or outsource your job you can hear in the distance that sound of ‘Ca-ching,’ Not like my day when they say… to-bad…so sad. But my job made me arrogant, as a mechanic we were and are in short supply. The downside of that is, I never heard that money sound because I could always find a job. 😀 👍

  • Test7 months ago

    Brilliantly done! I have never been fired...I now feel like I've missed out somewhat. May give it a go! You made me laugh out loud. Perfect! 🤍

  • Hannah Moore7 months ago

    Excellent piece! I recall being escorted off the premises, like I had been terribly naughty. Made me laugh, and glad to go.

  • Caroline Jane7 months ago

    Wise words, light hearted as ever. The worst description I have ever heard about "letting people go" is "help them find happiness elsewhere.' Jees. Smug with veiled threats. 😵‍💫

  • EYHCS8 months ago

    Dear Jay Kantor, Chatsworth, California 'Senior' Vocal Author - Vocal Author Community - You graced my space with a thoughtful review of one of my latest pieces with such honesty and humor I needed more. I was pleasantly surprised that this well-crafted piece was the first one I selected. It's true that rejection stings, but what I enjoyed the most about your piece was the underlying theme - sometimes, we need a good kick in the @ss to wake up and live out our true purpose. I am thinking about the last time that... "we're going in a different direction came my way." I had mentally checked out just as the team support had done with me. But had it not been for the wake-up call - I'd still be there living someone else's dream instead of my own. I too - have now decided to retire from that way of life and chase my dreams - Your words reminded me - that as large as this world is - we are never really alone. Thanks for being a lighthouse in the sea and a tree top in the forest. Signed, EYHCS From the land of dreams and the universe of hope

  • Linda Rivenbark8 months ago

    I agree that being "let go" from a job can bring feelings of rejection and inadequacy that we want to run away from. I have had two times in my later years when the boss invited me into his office for a.brief chat...not a good feeling. But by time I drove home, I was already thinking about a better job I wanted. It is a live and learn process.

  • Novel Allen8 months ago

    I think the firing or whatever comes at a time when it is time to move on. Better almost always comes after the initial heart thumping. Good points here Jay. No matter how you leave a job, if one is not readily available, you will get that down feeling of loss. Hope you are doing ok.

  • Naomi Gold9 months ago

    I was fired many, many times but always from soul crushing jobs I hated that barely paid anything… so I was likely doing the job poorly because I just did not want to do it, but I was raised to never quit. I was raised to obsessively worry about money. I had to unlearn that. Now I would gladly quit a job I didn’t want, but I love what I do.

  • Test9 months ago

    As promised... You're a good writer, Jay. I don't know that I could ever work for anyone else again and hope I never have to.

  • Phil Flannery9 months ago

    Yes, if you have to work for someone, chances are you'll get fired at some time in your life. I knew mine was coming when I applied for my own job. I called the number (not the work number), and the secretary answered. It wasn't long after that, I was called up to see the boss. Even though I hated the job, it hurt to get the sack from it. The bastard beat me to it I suppose. I hated that job. Thanks Jay,

  • Hannah E. Aaron9 months ago

    I really enjoyed this piece! I also love the reminder that one and one’s job are separate. The idea of being fired has replaced my old, school-age fear of failing a class, but I love how your piece shows that being fired is not at all the end of the world. Great work, Jay!

  • Babs Iverson9 months ago

    Outstanding story on the humor and the pink slip!!! Loving it!!!

  • Lamar Wiggins9 months ago

    😅 "The Doomsday Talk" I like that, J-bud. The only time I was fired still remains a mystery 🤷🏽‍♀️. In Michigan, they passed a law where the employer doesn't have to give a reason. All they told me was today my last day, after the shift was over. It wasn't a huge deal since I was bartending a few nights a week. So, I just picked up more hours there. Still though, I was confused all to hell. Excellent article, Jay. It's definitely a conversation starter. L-bud.

  • I remember the first time I got fired didn’t get hung up on it- it was my fault just found a new job

  • Thank goodness I have never been fired before. It would have cried until I died, lol!

  • From Terrilynn: Jay, this is so relevant to a huge population. I've been there and can say that the hit to one's self esteem can be enormous. - Many among us are way better once we move on -

  • Mother Combs9 months ago

    Dear Jay You did a wonderful job writing this.

  • Tina D'Angelo9 months ago

    A punch in the gut, even though I was lukewarm about the job. An office in a factory where I punched numbers into a calculator all day long and typed faster than the other young woman who out ranked me by a few months. She was in charge and I was disrupting the attention she got. I was to find out by the personnel director, who informed me that I was fired, that I was unable to alphabetize the files, thus the reason for my dismissal. Horse-hockey. Methinks miss boss rearranged the files for me after I left for the day. Nonetheless, it hurt like hell and made me feel like a failure for losing that $2.10 an hour job. Sadly, I had to go back to dancing and making $600. a week again.

  • Mark Gagnon9 months ago

    When you work in sales, If you're the #1 salesman your territory gets cut in half and your quota gets doubled. You get fired the following year. If you're low man they just tell you to leave. Either way getting fired is normal so you wait until the end of the year and get a job with the competition.

  • KJ Aartila9 months ago

    One time - I don't really know if this counts - when I was in college, I had a weekend job at a local small business - when I came in to work o n Saturday (a store in the mall). they were gone - they had moved, I found out, but didn't know where - so I no longer had that job - it was weird.

  • For me, getting fired has tended to look like the Staff-Parish Relations Committee requesting a change--& that's only happened once & came as no surprise (I requested a change as well). Usually I think it's because I accepted jobs for which few if any were vying. And so it was until almost eight years ago when I crashed severely into near catatonia due to undiagnosed autism, OCD & clinical depression. At that point, my district superintendent said she had no place she could place me as pastor (due to the nature of coping mechanisms & numbing I had developed at a very young age) &, after discovering I was too close to retirement eligibility to ease out of ministry & surrender credentials, gave me a choice of either retiring or being retired. Our bishop at the time seemed more than happy to be rid of me inasmuch as he's a traditionalist who led the charge to make the restrictive language on homosexuality in our Book of Discipline more restrictive & punitive & I'm a progressive who firmly believes that our denomination has been wrong about the issue & in diametric opposition to the gospel & what I consider to be the clear teaching of Paul/scripture on the issue (he stops with Romans 1 while I insist on reading Romans 2, arguing that you can't end a passage when the very next word is "Therefore" & trust that you've understood it). That one continues to hurt in a fairly debilitating way.

  • Sheila L. Chingwa9 months ago

    Oh yes, I remember the first time. Came as a shock really.

  • Dana Crandell9 months ago

    Ah, the lessons we learn growing up. Some sage advice here, J-Bud. I was 16 the first time and had been working for 2 years. It was also the last time.

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