"Knock-Knock Jokes: 100 Hilarious Laughs for Everyone!"
"Get ready for a barrel of laughs with these classic and witty knock-knock jokes that will brighten your day!"
Introduction
Get ready to laugh your heart out with this collection of 100 hilarious knock-knock jokes! Whether you need a good chuckle or want to brighten someone's day, these classic and witty jokes are sure to do the trick. From puns and wordplay to silly surprises, each knock-knock joke will have you grinning from ear to ear. So, sit back, relax, and let the laughter begin!
Here are 100 knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says more!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's pouring rain!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I came over?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
MOOO!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep, beep! Vroom, vroom!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Ab-bee-absolutely amazing!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's chilly outside!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's raining outside!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I'm here?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's raining!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you answered?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's raining!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo, who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I'm here?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you answered?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's raining!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I'm here?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
In conclusion, laughter is truly the best medicine, and these 100 knock-knock jokes have certainly delivered on that promise. Whether you shared them with friends, and family, or simply enjoyed them alone, we hope these light-hearted moments have brought joy and a smile to your face. Remember, a good sense of humor can brighten even the darkest of days, so don't hesitate to spread the laughter around. Keep these jokes handy whenever you need a quick pick-me-up or want to bring happiness to those around you. Happy laughing!
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