Cheerful jokes to assist you with being positive 😂

😂 Why did the proton bring a friend to the party?

Because he wanted to stay positive!

😂 How do you organise a space party?

You planet with positive vibes!

😂Why did the bicycle keep smiling all day?

Because it was two-tired of being negative!

😂 How do you organise a fantastic space party?

You are a planet with positive people, and the atmosphere will be out of this world!

😂 What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine and stayed positive!

😂Why did the computer take up gardening?

Because it wanted to develop a positive root system!

😂 How does a cloud make a bad day better?

It finds the silver lining and showers positivity!

😂 What did one raindrop say to another?

"Stay positive, we'll make a splash together!"

😂 How do you encourage a snowman?

Give it a warm hug and remind it that spring is just around the corner!

😂 Why did the chef become a stand-up comedian?

Because he always seasoned his jokes with a dash of positivity!

😂 What's a vampire's favourite type of coffee?

Positive brew, with a bite!

😂 Why did the Math book always have a smile?

It had too many problems solved with a positive attitude!

😂 How do you fix a broken tomato?

Tomato paste and a positive outlook!

😂 What's a tree's favourite way to communicate?

By using its root network to stay connected and share positive vibes!

😂 Why did the scarecrow become a life coach?

Because he was outstanding in his field of positive thinking!

😂 How do you make a lemon feel better?

Lemon-aid and positive citrus vibes!

😂😂 Why did the banana go to therapy?

It was trying to peel better about itself!

😂😂 How does a comedian stay positive during a tough crowd?

He always finds a way to turn boo's into woo-hoos!

😂😂 Why did the baker have a positive attitude?

Because he kneaded it for a good rise in life!

😂😂 What did the optimistic car say to the pessimistic car?

"Stop being so negative and let's go for a drive!"

😂😂 Why did the positive cat sit on the computer?

Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse and spread good vibes!

😂 How do you become friends with a squirrel?

Act positively nuts and stash some acorns of joy!

😂 Why did the scarecrow become a motivational speaker?

He was outstanding in his field and always encouraged a positive outlook!

😂 What did the optimistic pencil say to its friend?

"You're write on point!"

😂 Why did the positive battery go to therapy?

It wanted to stay charged with positive energy!

😂 How do you make a hormone smile?

You tell it a positive joke!

😂 Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing positively undressing!

😂 Why was the Math book so positive?

Because it had too many problemsolved!

😂 How does a snowman keep a positive attitude in summer?

He takes a vacation to chill out!

😂 Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They always keep a positive outlook!

😂 What did one light bulb say to the other?

"You light up my life with positivity!"

😂 How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act positively nuts!

😂 Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired of being negative!

😂😂 How do you organise a fantastic space party?

You are a planet with positive people, and the atmosphere will be out of this world!

😂😂 Why did the computer catch a cold?

It left its Windows open, but it's staying positive about the outcome!

😂😂 What do you call a fish with a positive attitude?

An opti-mist!

😂😂 How do you make a lemon drop?

Just let it fall - it's a positive citrus experience!

😂😂 Why did the tomato turn to the mushroom for advice?

It wanted to stay positive and have fungi to be with!

😂😂 What did the big flower say to the little flower?

"You're really growing on me, and I'm positively rooting for you!"

😂 How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together with a positive attitude!