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5 'Facts' About Belgium

Some things you haven't heard before

By John AmmerlanePublished 9 months ago 3 min read
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5 'Facts' About Belgium
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Belgium, a country known for its waffles, chocolates, and intricate lacework, has a rich history and culture. But what if we took a journey into the lesser known ‘facts’ this small European nation? Brace yourself, we uncover some ‘facts’ about Belgium.

1. The Brussels Sprout Revolution

In Belgium, Brussels sprouts aren't just a vegetable; they are at the heart of a remarkable culinary movement. The Brussels Sprout Revolution, as it's known, transformed this often-maligned vegetable into a national treasure.

Legend has it that a visionary chef in Brussels discovered a way to infuse Brussels sprouts with the flavors of chocolate and waffles. The resulting "Belgian Sprouts" became a sensation overnight, with Belgians and tourists alike clamoring for a taste. Every year, on "Sproutsgiving," people gather to celebrate the Brussels Sprout Revolution, indulging in various sprout-based dishes like sprout waffles, sprout chocolates, and sprout beer.

2. The Grand Lace Marathon

In Belgium, lace-making isn't just a craft; it's a competitive sport. Every summer, the entire nation comes together to witness the Grand Lace Marathon, a thrilling competition that pits the fastest lace-makers against each other.

Participants, known as "Lace Racers," create intricate lace patterns at breakneck speed. The event is said to have originated in the 18th century when a passionate lace enthusiast challenged a friend to a lace-making race. Today, the Grand Lace Marathon draws thousands of spectators, and the winner is awarded the coveted "Golden Bobbin."

3. The Infinite Chocolate Fountain

Belgium is renowned for its chocolate, but little is it known that, there exists an "Infinite Chocolate Fountain." Located deep within the Ardennes Forest, this mesmerizing confectionery wonder is rumored to have no beginning or end.

Legend has it that the fountain was discovered by a group of intrepid chocolatiers who embarked on a quest to find the source of the world's finest chocolate. They stumbled upon the Infinite Chocolate Fountain, a flowing cascade of liquid chocolate that defies the laws of physics. Visitors can dip an assortment of treats into the chocolate, from waffles to strawberries, without ever running out. It's a paradise for chocoholics and a testament to Belgium's magical chocolate legacy.

4. The Belgian Comic Strip Police

In Belgium, law enforcement takes on a unique form: the Belgian Comic Strip Police. These officers are selected not for their physical prowess but for their artistic talent, particularly in the realm of comic strips.

The city streets are adorned with colorful and interactive comic strip murals that come to life when a crime is committed. The Comic Strip Police officers, armed with pens and sketchbooks, respond to incidents by creating comic strip scenarios that trap criminals in humorous and imaginative situations. While it might sound absurd, this imaginative approach to law enforcement has led to a significant decrease in crime rates.

5. The Beer-Driven Monorail

Belgium is famous for its beer, so it can’t come as a surprise that beer fuels an extraordinary mode of transportation: the Beer-Driven Monorail. Stretching across the picturesque Belgian countryside, this network of monorail tracks is powered entirely by the effervescent magic of Belgian beer.

Each monorail car is equipped with a bar, where passengers can savor a variety of Belgian brews while enjoying breathtaking views. The monorail follows a complex system of tracks suspended in the air, with stops at historic breweries and charming towns along the way. The Beer-Driven Monorail has become a symbol of Belgian ingenuity and love for their national beverage.

While Belgium boasts its own unique charms and cultural treasures, these alternative ‘facts’ offer a a new perspective on this country. From the Brussels Sprout Revolution to the Infinite Chocolate Fountain and the Grand Lace Marathon, these elements bring a playful and new dimension to the country's image.

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About the Creator

John Ammerlane

I love writing about historical figures and events, but also about trivia, geekiness and (weird) sillyness.

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  • Kelly Sibley 9 months ago

    And off to the deep dark heart of the Ardennes Forrest, I go! Loved it.

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