Short stories.

Military service:

Quite often you can hear, for example, interesting stories from people's lives - funny, short - about the army. For example, this thing. The man talks about his time in the army. During his watch at the checkpoint, an elderly couple approached him. The woman began to wonder where the tank unit was. The son would have served there, she said. The guard on duty tried to explain to the young man that there was no tank unit around. In response, the couple desperately tried to prove that their son would not cheat on them. The woman's last argument was the photo given to the person in debt. On it was a young "tankman" with a proud posture, bent sewer hatch at the waist, with a lid in his hands in front of him. You can imagine how the soldier on duty laughed. Such interesting stories from people's lives (funny, short), among the military sound very often.

Cases with documents:

Where else can you encounter funny funny moments? Surprisingly, you can often hear real life, funny, short stories related to working with documents. Here is one of them. The man had to get a certificate for the notary's office in GBR. The office employee asked how urgently he needed a document (the cost of registration for three days - sixty-eight rubles, two - one hundred and five). The man stopped at the second option, because time, as they say, was pressed. After paying money at the cash register, I received the answer: "Come on Monday". And it was Thursday. The girl explained that Saturdays and Sundays are closed. "What if I paid for three days?" - asked the man. The girl explained that she would have to come on Monday for a certificate. "Why did I pay more than 40 rubles?" - asked the man. "How is it? Time is running out. To get a certificate the day before, "- explained the girl. Of course, such stories from life, funny, short, at first can make you angry. However, in time, you will remember such cases with a smile on your face.

Holiday:

Next option. Funny short stories from real life related to rest are no less popular than the above. A lot of curiosities can be seen on the beach. How fun it was, for example, for tourists, who watched the following photo. On the beach, a married couple with an eight-year-old boy were resting. Panamki just to take with them the family forgot. His wife went to the camel room, leaving the baby for her father. When she turned around, she saw her husband, but that's synhellip- He was buried in the sand. A head rises. To the question "Where is the Pope?" The boy answered: "He is taking a bath!". "Why are you here?" asked my mother. The cheerful child said: "Father buried, so that I do not lose him!" Such an act, of course, a seriously difficult call, but it was all fun!

From overseas:

Funny short stories from real life sometimes have a sequel, growing in more time, prolonged. One of them narrates the guide. A group of Russian tourists (hockey players) took a boat tour along the mountain river. Often the guides provoke water fights between tourists. This time the Germans entered the Russian rivals. And the tournament took place on May 9 ... You can imagine how hockey players started, after finding out who they are fighting. With the cries of "For the motherland!" And "For victory!" They angrily splashed the ashes on the water. However, this too hastened to feed on them. Turning the opposite leader along the road, they rushed at the enemy directly on the boats, quickly turning them into water.

Looks like the fun is over. But in the evening the following fact emerged: both groups settled in the same hotel. The hockey players loudly celebrated the "victory" right by the pool, singing patriotic songs. The Germans didn't even leave their numbers.