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Journal Entry: Sat. May 21st 2022

by Scott A. Vancil about a month ago in humanity
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Saturday, May 21st 2022

I have a lot of dreams about food. I'm just constantly eating places.

I wake up and Shelby and I go to see an apartment through Red Oak. I didn't love it. Not a great location. Nothing around.

We come home and I brew a Bones Coffee Co. Mustachio in my Mustache Mug.

We watch Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers the movie on Disney+. I absolutely love it. So fun, but I needed 100% more Gadget. She's my favorite character. Everyone else was represented but she was only in it at the end. I love that they kept her voice actor though. I kind of wish they had the same voices throughout, but I get that they are actors in this world.

I toast an English Muffin in our new, four-slotted toaster, and spread on some veganaise. I plop some spinach down on that thing; then I place a juicy tomato slice and then a warmed, Oven-Roasted Tofurkey slice. I slide on some vegan CHAO Tofu Cheese. Then I load it up with a fuckton of hot sauce. And Voila. A Vegan sandwich so veganly.

I feast.

But I don't stop there. I eat a banana, a mandarin orange, and a handful of raw almonds. I do the dishes and listen to Ben Kweller's, 'Changing Horses,' and 'Go Fly a Kite.'

I shower with Bourbon, 2-n-1, Head and Shoulders, Shampoo/Conditioner. I use a bar of soap called Man Bar that smells like Taco Bell's meat seasoning. Then I lather myself with Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap and rinse. I then smother myself with body wash: Duke Canon THICK Bourbon Bodywash. After rinsing I rinse my hair. Then I use my Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Plant-Based Beard Wash. I rinse. I dry and comb my red beard with its elegant white streaks.

I put on Axe Apollo Fresh Stick, because they were out of Phoenix.

I heat filtered, water to 203 Degrees Fahrenheit in my black, Fellow EKG Gooseneck Kettle and steep two teaspoons of Hojicha Roasted Green Tea for three minutes in my Mike Wazowski mug. I purchased the tea at The Tea Table online. I highly recommend them.

Shelby watches a movie and I journal and post on Vocal.

I put in Big Bourbon Beard Balm and put on Bourbon Cologne Balm.

I steep more tea for ten minutes this time.

I drink a smoothie and eat carrots and raw almonds.

I brush my teeth and brew Bones Coffee Co. Mustachio in my Z's Divine Espresso mug.

We watch Old on HBO Max.

I loved it. Absolutely amazing. So beautifully shot. Clever framing and camera choreography.

We order My Vegan. I get Spicy Basil Noodle and Egg Rolls.

We feast.

While we feast we watch Dear Evan Hansen on HBO Max. My god. It's so goddamn beautiful. It's one of my favorite musicals now. Stunning. Beautiful music and acting. So great. So stupid everyone shits on it online. Get over it. It's amazing.

I shower with Bourbon, 2-n-1, Head and Shoulders, Shampoo/Conditioner. I use a bar of soap called Man Bar that smells like Taco Bell's meat seasoning. Then I lather myself with Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap and rinse. I then smother myself with body wash: Duke Canon THICK Bourbon Bodywash. After rinsing I rinse my hair. Then I use my Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Plant-Based Beard Wash. I rinse. I dry and comb my red beard with its elegant white streaks.

I put on Axe Apollo Fresh Stick, because they were out of Phoenix.

Then we go to bed.

And that's it.

That's my day.

That's Saturday, May 21st 2022

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About the author

Scott A. Vancil

Writer/actor/director. Founder Stained Glass Eye Productions. Pansexual/Schizoaffective/Feminist/Vegan. On YouTube and Patreon. I write poems, novels, short stories, comic books, and screenplays in both standard form and iambic pentameter.

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