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Journal Entry: Thurs. May 19th 2022

by Scott A. Vancil about a month ago in humanity
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Thursday, May 19th 2022

I wake up and brew a freshly ground Bones Coffee Co. Mustachio in my Mustache Mug.

Shelby comes home and watches some show.

I start listening to Ben Kweller's, 'Sha Sha.'

I eat oatmeal with protein powder, cinnamon, agave, blueberries, and peanut butter.

I feast.

While I feast I watch a new episode of The Whiskey Vault.

After I do the dishes while listening to Ben Kweller's, 'On My Way.' I journal and Shelby and I eat popcorn (Skinny Pop).

I shower with Bourbon, 2-n-1, Head and Shoulders, Shampoo/Conditioner. I use a bar of soap called Man Bar that smells like Taco Bell's meat seasoning. Then I lather myself with Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap and rinse. I then smother myself with body wash: Duke Canon THICK Bourbon Bodywash. After rinsing I rinse my hair. Then I use my Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Plant-Based Beard Wash. I rinse. I dry and comb my red beard with its elegant white streaks.

I put on Axe Apollo Fresh Stick, because they were out of Phoenix.

I heat filtered, water to 180 Degrees Fahrenheit in my black, Fellow EKG Gooseneck Kettle and steep two teaspoons of Japan Genmaicha Green Tea for three minutes in my Mike Wazowski mug. I purchased the tea at The Tea Table online. I highly recommend them.

I watch an episode of The Whiskey Vault, and then steep another mug for ten minutes this time.

I listen to Ben Kweller's, Self-Titled Album.

I journal for awhile.

Everybody on Twitter is complaining about the CG of the new She-Hulk, which is ridiculous. All CGI looks unrealistic. It's all a fucking cartoon. Get over it and let the people tell their story. Telling the story is what matters. I wouldn't give a fuck if it were stop-motion. We all know it's not real. None of this fucking matters. It's decent. That's all it needs to be. It needs to tell the story. Use your imagination. The CGI for Thanos doesn't look good either.

We go to Target to get groceries, and then head back home.

We watch The Flight Attendant. It's the next to last episode I think. Really exciting but ends on a big cliffhanger.

I pour a dram of Wild Turkey 101 in my glencairn.

After we watch Spider-Man: Homecoming.

I make a frozen quesadilla with vegan buffalo chicken. I have another dram of Wild Turkey 101.

We watch Spider-Man: Far From Home, while I make Oatmeal with protein powder, cinnamon, agave, and peanut butter.

I drink a Nitro Stout. Then a Wild Turkey 101.

We don't finish the movie, because it's late and I'm getting really tired.

I shower with Bourbon, 2-n-1, Head and Shoulders, Shampoo/Conditioner. I use a bar of soap called Man Bar that smells like Taco Bell's meat seasoning. Then I lather myself with Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap and rinse. I then smother myself with body wash: Duke Canon THICK Bourbon Bodywash. After rinsing I rinse my hair. Then I use my Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Plant-Based Beard Wash. I rinse. I dry and comb my red beard with its elegant white streaks.

I put on Axe Apollo Fresh Stick, because they were out of Phoenix.

I'm a little worried, because while I'm not losing much weight by the poundage, I'm getting thinner on the side where I have the most pain. My body is now lopsided. I'm worried, because I don't have my doctor's appointment for a month and that's just with a general practioner at a clinic.

Then we go to bed.

And that's it.

That's my day.

That's Thursday, 19th 2022

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About the author

Scott A. Vancil

Writer/actor/director. Founder Stained Glass Eye Productions. Pansexual/Schizoaffective/Feminist/Vegan. On YouTube and Patreon. I write poems, novels, short stories, comic books, and screenplays in both standard form and iambic pentameter.

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