Fake

Fuck a fake ass valentines day. The shit ain't real. It's a made up dumbass day for worthless ass females to try to get more shit {that they don't deserve} from niggas that they don't give 2 fucks about.

The niggas don't really give a fuck about these dirty ass hoes either but they will definitely go out of their way and even spend a few dollars for some pussy or some head. Which about sums up fake ass valentines day.

Then you got the dumbass niggas who "give in". To a manipulative ass bitch. Who, again, don't give a fuck about the nigga or her own damn self. These bitches just wants stuff. Any damn thing.

It don't even matter what the shit is that he gets her either, really. Because these bitches just wants stuff. These hoes just wants to be able to say a nigga, some nigga, any nigga bought their lame ass something.

Now, you do have some hoes that have expensive taste so they really get picky about the shit they expect a nigga to come through with. Some of these hoes act like they got standards when it comes to getting some shit from a nigga.

A dusty bitch'll be like, "He better come with a gucci bag or some gucci slide ons or imma cuss his ass out!" Then another dusty bitch will come and say. "Girl yes my nigga better come with nice jewelry or a michael kors bag."

That racist piece of shit don't even want these hoes carrying his bags. But anyway.

So you have these worthless hoes who are out here in the world doing all kinds of everything with an and every nigga they come across but are waiting on a totally undeserved gift from old gullible Gus' dumbass.

Gullible Gus is usually a nigga with a very good job but he isn't all that much to look at or he's what you might call an L7. A square. But he got loot. He doesn't have much experience with bitches and hoes so gets got pretty quick. Probably because he's still trying to refer to them as ladies or women.

When they're bitches and hoes.

So, Gus is pretty lame and weak so a pretty hoes will get over on his ass all the time. Instantaneously. Even an ugly bitch with a halfway decent body can pull ole Gus without much effort.

I feel bad for Gus sometimes because he falls his dumbass head first for these swamp water hoes. I try to tell him to stop having sex with these slut buckets.

"Why are you giving them dick?", I would ask. He'd shrug his simple ass shoulders and make that stupid ass "ION KNO" sound.

I be gettin real serious with his stupid ass. Like nigga, "WHY ARE YOU HAVING SEX WITH THESE HOES AND LETTING THEM TAKE YOUR FUCKING MONEY AND BUYING THEM SHIT?"

One time he said, "I be thinkin I'm in love."

I wanted to slap fire out of that mutha fuckin nigga. I mean I wanted to pimp slap that nigga like he stole my baby daddy's fuckin bridge card! I literally wanted to beat this niggas brains in for being so damn gullible!

But hell, what can you expect? These niggas is idiots. Straight up morons.

When is the last time you had to call somebody a fuckin moron? I'll bet it was a dumb ass nigga.

It is just shocking that mutha fuckas are still out here in 2021 playin this stoooooooooooopid as valentines day game. When valentines day ain't even fuckin real.

It was stupid and cute when we were children and didn't know any fuckin better. We'd be at school and the teacher would be like, "Don't forget your valentines for everyone in the class." And our little simple asses would be all excited and go home and tell our parents, "we gotta got Kmart and get valentines for my class!"

Then you worthless ass parents would do all that huffin and puffin and mumbling about they're all tired and shit. All the while you just wanna be like, "Shut the fuk up and get in the damn car ma!" But you decide against it because you want those Kmart valentines and smack that knock yo ass into the middle of next year.

Like they always wanted to do anyway!

If they didn't really want to do it why the fuck they say it all the time then?

Exactly. They wanted to do that shit. Probably still do. She be side eyein me all the time like she wanna knock my block off.

I be lookin like, "Try it".

Then I go sit the fuck down somewhere and shut the fuck up before she get any ideas.

So we're in mart picking through the peanuts, mickey mouse and bugs bunny valentines cards.

I never got into that shit but we had to fuckin do it. It was basically a fuckin class assignment.

I didn't want to give them funky ass little niggas no valentine. Them dirty little bitches in the class either. Fuck em all. I didn't like none of the mutha fuckas in my damn class. Kindergarten through 6th grade. Fuck em all. That's when that valentines shit finally stopped.

Now these grown ass people have gone and picked up the stupid ass tradition and trying to make it prevalent again. Stupid shit.

And now here we are in the middle of a fuckin pandemic and these stupid mutha fuckas are talking about a fake ass valentines day.

Nobody even knows where or how this bullshit got started but it's all stemming from some previous bullshit.This is what wikipedia says:

"The ancient Romans may also be responsible for the name of our modern day of love. Emperor Claudius II executed two men — both named Valentine — on Feb. 14 of different years in the 3rd century A.D. Their martyrdom was honored by the Catholic Church with the celebration of St. Valentine's Day."

Explain how the fuck you get some love type shit from 2 different mutha fuckas being beheaded on the same day, February 14, of different years? Where the fuck is the sentiment of love in that shit?

One outlet describes the "origins of this festival of candy and cupids" as "actually dark, bloody — and a bit muddled."

This is the garbage that has these niggas out here gullible and lookin real stupid buying gifts and trinkets and shit for unworthy hoes. This not the shit we should be into.

Truth be told a dumb mutha fucka will celebrate anything. Just like an idiotic follower.

The moral of this story is don't be a fuckin follower.

Ain't shit sweet about this fake ass day called valentines day.

You're just inviting all types of bullshit into your life with this shit.

Especially if you are a fucker in a damn relationship.

This shit could get really bad for you.

Niggas go broke and bitches put niggas out.

Don't fall for the okie doke.

Just say no!