Pussy Control

Guys, we love it. We crave it. We want it as bad as we can want things (speaking to hetero males, of course). The problem is that we don’t know a damn thing about it and most of us don’t seem to be in a hurry to learn. That’s no way to run a ship, gentlemen. Could you tell me which sensory area most women focus on while masturbating (Stop giggling, idiots. This is serious.) Can you tell me what this means about how much the size of your cock matters? Would you know the Graftenberg Spot and whether you get it out by presoaking or using Oxi-Clean? I’ll bet you didn’t even know that there is another spot. If you want to please your lady, you need to learn at least a bit about these kinds of things and stop fumbling the fuck around down there.

I’ve found varied numbers from varied studies, but by and large, women use their clitoris when they masturbate. To our credit, a lot of guys know that. To their frustration, most of us treat it like we treat our dicks when we rub one out. Stop and think about this: all the nerves from the head of your pet monster packed into a surface area no bigger, on average, than ¼”. Stop mashing it like it’s the square button on your fucking PS4! Start gently and build up until she starts responding and comes to you. Begin by using her own vulva lips to rub it and don’t start out smooshing it down harshly. Gently does it and increase as you go. Chances are you have time for foreplay, trust me on this. If she’s responding well, then part her lips and lubricate a finger with her lady juices before gently stroking it directly. This will get a response, but some women find direct stimulation too intense (think of that wicked tickle on the head of your dick if she keeps going after a blowjob).

Some women even like a smacking sensation against it (this happens during most sex anyway, unless you’re like priapic pornstar Mandingo and have to fuck her from three feet away). This is a good trick to keep in your back pocket for a while. These techniques will work with the hands and the tongue…well, with the exception of the slapping. If you head butt her in the cooch, you’re going to get thrown out, there’s nothing I can help you with there. The most important thing to remember is that it’s a ton of sensitivity, so use it but don’t abuse it unless she’s giving you the go ahead.

You don’t want to neglect the labia either, there is a lot of sensitivity there as well. They are flush with blood, not unlike the penis does to get hard, and they have plenty of nerves. Nerves are like musical instruments: people only like you messing with them if you’re good at it. Teeth are useful, if used gently, on them. If you run a finger along them gently with lubrication it can help rev her up. If you’re using lube anyway, why not make it pleasurable? I mean, what else are you going to do? Flip her upside down, stick in a funnel and pour some 10W-20 in there? Remember this is a whole person and watching her reactions and keeping it good from end to end will get better results. Women are much more cerebral than we are when it comes to sex, so they can go in and out of the mood easily. If you let the ball drop, you may have to start all over.

Inside her vagina we find the G-Spot, also called the Graftenberg Spot, after the Doctor who discovered it in the seventies…maybe. Hell if anyone knows at this point. I mean, they told Pluto to go fuck itself as well between then and now. All seriousness aside, recent studies have thrown the existence of this spot into question, but my interpretation is different. I am not a Doctor, or a professional sexologist, I’m a “woman enthusiast” and a “sex geek” so my opinion should be taken with a grain of salt. I happen to see it as a variation in physiology and some women’s nerves in the area are very sensitive and some are not. To add to this, we are biased by how we learn to feel good down there. Stupid insane apes can’t seem to do anything the same across the board, why would this be any different? If she has always used her clitoris to get off, that’s what she will respond to more naturally.

So proceeding with the idea that it is there in some women, if not all, you can feel it on the frontal wall about an inch past the pelvic bone. It will feel more spongy than the surrounding tissue because it is thought to be centered over the “Urethral Sponge”. If you focus there with your fingers you will feel it swell once things are hot and heavy. If you do it long enough you can produce a wonderful gush from her, but this will be another article. Certain toys or maybe the shape of your love tackle will hit the spot here, too. It is possible for women to come from internal stimulation, but that’s dependent on the woman, your skill and above all, your patience. It’s also not something you need to force onto a woman if she’s happy with what she’s doing. There is no wrong way to come, so leave your penis ego out of it. I promise you it’s more important that she’s satisfied then how it happens.

There are things to note for some of the well-endowed guys reading this: The cervix is not a punching bag. Some women like it rough, but remember there is an end to the love tunnel. Also, more than seventy-five percent of the nerves of the inner walls are in the first third of her walls. This mean there is no real advantage to pounding on this like you want her small intestine to answer the door and hear the joyous news about our Lord and Savior Jeebus Chrysler or whoever. My wife was once with a guy who was eleven inches…she did not go back for repeat business. Instead of pummeling it like you think you’re going to find oil in her, press deeply and firmly. It’s ok and even fun for her to feel your strength and size, but what you see in porn is a fantasy for you. You have to consider both of you if you’re dating, or you want to do it again. Far in the back, on that same frontal wall as the G-Spot, you have the A-Spot (a.k.a. the Anterior Fornix, which I’d heard of but learned a lot more about from the article I mentioned). This is very important for lubrication. It’s a hell of a design, putting it way back there. It literally means that when she’s on her back the lubrication is being retained all the way at the end of her lady business. It also means that a big cock can swab out her natural lube. Keep that in mind if she’s drying out, because that’s not fun for her. Remember what I said about keeping it fun beginning to end?

I don’t want to leave you with the impression that pussies are…well pussies. They can fit a baby through them, so don’t panic. (Shameless self-promotion: search for my Porn Hub video with Little Mina and you’ll see what I mean.) You need to work at it though, because it’s not as straightforward as we assume it is. I always try to stress that you need to pay attention to her. There’s no magic technique to blow every woman’s mind every time, but knowing what you’re working with is the key to making sure she’s having as good of a time as you are.