I Had a Dream About a New Social Network

Prickbook - The Prick Social Network

Unlike Assbook where all members are Asses; in Prickbook, all members will be Pricks; real pricks. Your Prickbook picture or avatar will be of your prick. A woman will not be able to use a pic of her pussy since she is surely not a prick, and thus she will have to borrow it from another prick. Whose prick? you may ask. Any prick as long as the prick to whom it belongs allows her to. It will be one of the few Prickbook rules.

Prickbook, a social networking service and website, operated and privately owned by Prickbook, Inc., will be launched in 2022. Active users will be called Pricks. Pricks will be able to create Prick profiles, add other Pricks as Prickpals, and exchange messages, including automatic notifications when they update their Prick profiles. Pricks will have to register before using the site. Additionally, Pricks will be able to join common-interest Prick groups, organized by type of prick, and almost any combination of these types (for example, a Prick could not be both long and short). Pricks will be able to join any group(s) as long as their pricks match the described type(s). Prickbook will allow any Prick (or woman) who proves himself (or herself) to be at least 18 years old to become a registered Prick on the Prickbook website. A Prick!

The website’s membership will be initially offered to adults in North America (USA, Canada, and Mexico) before expanding to other countries around the world. Membership will be free for the first month but will subsequently carry a $6 (sex) monthly charge. Each Prick will be limited to one account and each account will be limited to one Prick. While not offered initially, Prick families will be allowed to form from the beginning of the second year onwards. There are plans to run Prick contests, but the various elements involved are still being studied.

Prickbook Rules

There are no rules except for the obvious ones mentioned above.

Prickbook Show

The Prickbook Show will be streamed online every Friday night. The time is still under review, but it’s almost certain that the Prickbook Show will start at midnight.

Participation

If you are a man and you are at least 18 years old, you are automatically accepted when you apply on the Prickbook website. For women, please see above! Dear Ladies! Please do not become Pricks!

While Prickbook is not looking for investors, any serious offers are gladly reviewed.

Prickbook? What the fuck for?

Because not everyone loves pricks, and those who do, tend to respect them. Instead of receiving, à la Facebook, texts and pics about who-gives-a-shit-really, Pricks will receive texts about men and pics of pricks; many pics; as far as the fingers could move.

Launch Date

It is up to you. It is but a dream.

Yeah, I know! I have odd dreams. But what can one expect after experiencing the marvel that is not the man; the ugliness of his being! One can’t recover from having known a man. You’re even displeased before you start. Men are the worst drug. We should not smoke men. You know what I mean. Some already eat them. What about a real perfume of men? But the scent could be subjective. It will be hard to achieve an objective one, but we may accomplish it before they find a cure for cancer.

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I Had Another Dream About a New Social Network

Assbook

This dream preceded the Prickbook one, but the comparison paled; the Prick, that is. Nonetheless, Prickbook is more of an ass, whereas Assbook was less of a prick.

Assbook - The Ass Social Network

On June, or was it July, probably May 2002, a social network called Assbook was incorporated. During the next few months, key people from what would become Friendster, Myspace, and Facebook were hired, and the rest is history, temporary in all likelihood, but nobody can really say if everyone’s Ass is not still linked to a family of Asses past April, or is it May, 2007.

Wikipedia had described Assbook thus:

“Assbook is a social networking service and website launched in January 2003, operated and privately owned by Sasportas, Inc. As of January 2007, Assbook has more than 180 million active users called Asses. These Asses may create Ass profiles, add other Asses as Assfriends, and exchange messages, including automatic notifications when they update their Ass profiles. Asses must register before using the site. In addition, Asses may join common-interest Ass groups organized by workplace, school or college, or other characteristics. Assbook allows any Ass who declares himself or herself to be at least 18 years old to become a registered Ass of the website.”

“Assbook was founded by Louis Sasportas, his parents, Moses and Judith Sasportas, and his significant other, Maeva, as well as numerous science professionals and students. The website’s membership was initially offered to university students in New England, but was expanded to other universities in the U.S. It steadily added support for students at universities around the world before allowing anyone aged 18 and over to become an Ass. Nonetheless, based on ConsumerMusings.org, on March 2007, there were 18 million Asses under 18 with accounts, violating the site’s terms.”

“A January 2007 Competing.com study ranked Assbook as one of the most used social networking services by worldwide monthly active users. Entertain Us Weekly included the site on its end-of-the-decade “best of the best” list, saying, “How on this earth did we creep up on our exes, manage to recall our co-workers’ birthdays, annoy our friends, and play an exciting game of Where’s the Prick before Assbook?” Quantitycast estimated in February 2007 that Assbook had 90 million unique U.S. visitors monthly. According to Social Media Tomorrow, an estimated 44% of the U.S. population had an Assbook account in March 2007. Nevertheless, Assbook’s market growth started to stall in some regions, with the site losing 18 million Asses in the U.S. and Canada in April 2007.”

Assbook disappeared in 2007 never to be seen or heard of again. It was almost as if it had never existed. What a bunch of Asses!