Humor
I Was A Turd
“Dad, where did I come from?” I asked. I was four years old. He paused and looked at the air for a moment, then told me that one day he had been on the toilet and when he got up and was about to flush, he saw something in the water. “What’s this??” he exclaimed as he reached in and pulled me out—a fresh new baby covered in poop. “Then I washed you off and decided to keep you!”
By Nora Novak3 years ago in Fiction
Pizza Delivery
I pulled up to the house on my bike. I grabbed the pizza then knocked on the door. A pretty girl walked out in a bathrobe. She was out of money and invited me in for a pillow fight instead. I went inside and fought her with pillows. That’s all that happened and I was very disappointed. I left the house without money and without satisfaction. I told the boss what happened and he said he’d take care of it. I’m glad I at least got to keep my job. I’m still lonely though. Can someone find me a girlfriend?
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Fiction
The new jacket
My father went for a bike ride without informing his wife. The ride was enjoyable until an unforeseen disaster occurred. The gate he needed to pass through was closed, so pressing the brakes hard was ineffective. My father slammed into the locking bar at full speed, flew over it, landed hard on the gravel ground, slit over it and his jacket was in tatters. He left without telling my mother about it. You should have seen her expression when she discovered the jacket later that day.
By Dagmar Goeschick3 years ago in Fiction
Warranty
Thank you for your purchase satisfaction is guaranteed if you do follow the guidelines provided by the company please return unused portion if not completely satisfied with product if there are any changes in mood skin tone skin colour height temperature hair colour hair density tingling in the extremities accidental semen loss intentional semen loss no semen production loss of appetite do not try with medication please use before expiration date take once a day take with food take with water take care...
By Kendall Defoe 3 years ago in Fiction
How do you get your Book made into a Show or Movie? Virtual Pitch Fest: A Writer’s Guide to Breaking into the Film and TV Industry
Ever wonder how to get your book adapted into a TV show or movie? Breaking into the film and TV industry can be challenging, and it requires a combination of talent, persistence, and a little bit of luck.
By The Pleasure Pen3 years ago in Fiction





