Humor

Wet Words
Raindrops danced on the rooftop, orchestrating a symphony of whispers as a tempestuous storm unleashed its fury upon the small coastal town of Harborville. It was in this watery world that young Emily found solace and inspiration, a realm where words flowed like rivers and emotions gushed like cascading waterfalls.
By Paul3 years ago in Fiction
My Mom's Teacher's Mom
Once upon a time, in a quaint little town nestled amidst rolling hills and whispering meadows, a young woman named Sarah embarked on a journey to uncover the enigmatic past of her mother's beloved teacher, Mrs. Thompson. Little did Sarah know that her quest would unveil a tapestry of interconnected lives and hidden secrets, stretching back through the corridors of time.
By Paul3 years ago in Fiction
The Lightbulb
Once there was a salesman, Who traveled door to door. It was his personal mission To sell lightbulbs to the poor. He met an old man
By Cary3 years ago in Fiction
Only Serious Applicants Need Apply
How tenacious are you? Would people call you a persistant person? Do you mind working at night and in lowlight conditions with just a flashlight to guide you?
By Paul Stewart3 years ago in Fiction
Fever Dream 2
Tony awakened in an unfamiliar room and saw a dog playing a very intense game of chess with a cat, a woman with no face applying make-up in front of a broken mirror, and a man playing piano with his toe's.
By Dylan 3 years ago in Fiction
Fever Dream
It all started while Paul was walking down the sidewalk towards the beach. First, he saw a couple of cats dealing drugs down an alley way, then three clowns rode by on unicycle's juggling jars of peanut butter while singing "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey.
By Dylan 3 years ago in Fiction
Cosmic Tapestry
A Tale of Infinite Possibilities and the Interconnectedness of All Existence "Embark on an awe-inspiring journey across the cosmos, where stars and galaxies dance in a cosmic tapestry. Uncover the mysteries of the universe and celebrate the beauty of diversity in our shared cosmic home. #CosmicTapestry #InterconnectedExistence"
By kulandaivel3 years ago in Fiction
The Magic Mermaid
The mermaid princess was bored. Nobody cared that she would commanded a large horde. Her army was going to be massive, the ocean was hers. But she still needed something more, maybe some land furs. She cast a spell, grew some legs, and breached the surface. She smirked, and shouted “I’m here, don’t fear. Someone take me on a date somewhere near.” Several men asked her out, she chose the one with a bad case of gout. He had the biggest wallet and the most clout. She turned him into a merman and they went back to the sea together.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Fiction
A Little Trouble
“Go away,” I shouted. A tiny man zipped through the air and zapped me with his tiny weapon. “This is getting annoying,” I shouted. I swatted at him. I ran to the bathroom and grabbed a can of hair spray. I sprayed it all over the tiny man and his flying suit stopped working. He fell to the table and tried to radio for help. “Houston, send back up. I couldn’t capture the giant from Venus,” he said. “I don’t think so,” I said and smashed the tiny man. I turned around to see a hundred more tiny suited men.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Fiction
Adjustment Period, Day 5
The cleanup was taking its toll. Dale had been walking for days and he was pretty sure the rest of the living had fallen behind. Now it was just him and the tireless mob of the undead, trudging forward, rescuing, untangling. Helping.
By Dana Crandell3 years ago in Fiction
"PureStream: The Essence of Hydration"
In the heart of a secluded forest, shrouded in a veil of mystery, stood an ancient well known as the "Source of Life." Legends whispered of its extraordinary powers, capable of quenching the deepest thirsts and bestowing untold vitality upon those who dared to seek it. But the well held a secret, hidden for centuries, waiting to be unraveled by an unsuspecting wanderer.
By FaCade3 years ago in Fiction
Lost within my many Faces
So..sorry..Creative..Writing. I don't feel your magic today. I tried on all of your many faces, turned them this way and that. I tried smiling, yet all that I could muster, was a rather unattractive grimace.
By Novel Allen3 years ago in Fiction