Humor
Remotely Possible
“I understand that it’s company policy to be in-office at least three days every week, but that doesn’t change the fact that there are three unicorns outside my house. They’ve knocked over my trash can, and it doesn’t look like they’ll be leaving any time soon. What? No, I can’t just make a run for my car, are you kidding me? If I get trampled or gored, I won’t even be able to work remotely. No. Yeah, I remember, but Cheryl also rides a gryphon to work. Okay. Yes, I’ll do Thursday next week as well. Thanks, bye.”
By Tiffany Mercer3 years ago in Fiction
Mushrooms Anyone?
I was on a trek, wearing my rubber boots, when noticed wild mushrooms growing by the forest path I was walking on. It would surprise you what I find in forests, fields and beaches. I am quite the forager. So, when I came across this bunch baby chanterelle mushrooms I was ecstatic! I picked quite a few, ate some and continued onward, quite happy with myself. They were gritty and could use a little butter and salt. My wife would be quite pleased with my find. A little later, kung fu fighting with red-eyed rabbits, I thought perhaps they were not chanterelle mushrooms after all.
By Karalena Walsh3 years ago in Fiction
Adjustment Period, Day 6. Top Story - May 2023.
Dale was ecstatic. Patricia, devoted wife that she was, had decided to walk with him through the aftermath of the Zombie Apocalypse. If he still had a heart, it would be full. Still, there was a nagging feeling in the pit of his stomach. Something simply wasn't right.
By Dana Crandell3 years ago in Fiction
Secret admirer
In a peaceful little town, a young woman by the name of Emily used to work in a small bookstore. Emily loved stocking the shelves with books and helping customers discover their next read. She was always content with her quiet life. But recently, she began to observe an amusing development. She discovered a small note with her name on it on the counter every morning when she went to the bookstore. Always brief and pleasant, the messages would include things like, “Have a wonderful day, Emily,” or “You look lovely today.” She initially believed they were from her coworkers, but when she questioned them about it, they gave her a weird look. A few weeks later, while going through a book, Emily discovered another message that had been hidden inside. I’ve been keeping an eye on you, Emily, for a time, the note said. Your grin is just stunning. I hope it’s alright if I keep sending you brief notes like this. Emily’s heartbeat picked up speed. Who was the unknown sender of these notes to her? As the days went by, Emily began to anticipate the little letters and even to make an effort to identify her potential secret admirer. She began compiling a list of potential suspects, but no one seemed to be the right match. Was it the elderly man who frequented the store each week to read the papers? Or perhaps the quiet college student who came in to study every day? As the messages went on, Emily noticed that she was growing more and more intrigued. She began to have a slight crush on her secret admirer and would frequently catch herself thinking about the person who might be responsible for the notes. When Emily arrived at work one day, she discovered a little bouquet of flowers and a message that said, “I hope you like these, Emily. You merit to be treated with respect. Emily swirled the flower stems in her fingers and couldn’t help but smile. Her unidentified admirer was acting more daring. The following several weeks saw Emily continue to receive gifts from her admirer in secret.A new bookmark, a sweet jewelry, and some chocolates. Each time, the notes got a little bit longer and more intimate. Whoever they were, Emily felt as though she was falling for them. Emily reached the conclusion that she had had enough one day. She needed to identify her hidden admirer. Her own note, which she left on the counter, asked if the unknown person would meet her outside the store when it closed. She lingered after work and laid a trap. Emily waited outside the bookstore as the sun started to drop, her heart racing. She felt both anxious and eager at the same time.She spotted a figure approaching her after what seemed like a lifetime, and her breath seized in her throat. The college student was the one who consistently came in to study. He asked, appearing bashful and uneasy, “Emily?” The question “Is it you?” Emily questioned incredulously. The young man apologized to her while nodding his head. I’m sorry if this is strange, but I simply wanted to be kind to you. Emily couldn’t even speak. Although she had always found the college student to be endearing, she had never had the guts to approach him. And there he was, her constant covert admirer. Following that evening, Emily and her unidentified admirer began dating and discovered they had a lot in common.They both enjoyed reading, going on outdoor hikes, and having in-depth coffee chats. The fact that her hidden admirer turned out to be the ideal match for her left Emily speechless. Emily questioned her husband why he had started writing her those notes all those years ago as they sat together on a park bench and watched the sunset years later. He smiled and added, “I just thought you were gorgeous. I tried to make your day brighter, but somehow it turned into something more. With gratitude for the small stroke of luck that had brought them together, Emily placed her head against his shoulder. Even now, she occasionally discovered tiny messages hidden around their home as a reminder of the wonderful and unanticipated way they had met. She couldn’t picture her life without him.
By Ariba Abbas3 years ago in Fiction
Fantasy town
There once was a fantasy town that was unheard of in a place far away from here. It was a place where dreams materialized in the blink of an eye and magic permeated the air. The hamlet was tucked away in the middle of a lush forest, with streets lined with ornately built homes and skies filled with vibrant hot air balloons. There were many different and interesting people that resided in this town. They were wizards, witches, dragons, fairies, and elves, all with their own special skills and talents. They came from all areas of life. They all, however, had a love for their town and the charm that surrounds them despite their differences. Queen Amara, who had ruled the town for many years and had seen it through both good and bad times, was a wise and just woman. She supposedly had the strongest magic of all, yet she hardly ever employed it and never for her own benefit. Instead, she made use of her abilities to keep her community safe and secure. Oliver, a young orphan, accidentally discovered the town one day. He had fled from a local orphanage and went into the wilderness. Oliver had always heard tales of magic and adventure, but until he came upon this town, he had never thought they were true. His wonder of the sights and sounds drew him into the town’s mystical world, where he soon found himself being captivated. The residents of the town welcomed Oliver with wide arms in spite of his first concerns. The small kid caught Queen Amara’s attention, and she took him under her care. Oliver soon realized he had a natural aptitude for magic, and before long, he was studying under the most accomplished wizards in the area. He was enthralled by the dragons since they had telepathic communication and could breathe fire. He was in awe of the elves because they could create magic and enchantments that flouted natural rules. The fairies, who could fly and produce stunning, vibrant blooms with a wave of their hands, also enchanted him. Oliver made friends and allies in the neighborhood as he got older. His knowledge of the town’s lengthy and heroic past expanded to include the epic conflicts that had been fought against wicked witches and deadly dragons. He was eager to participate in these conflicts and aid in defending the community he had grown to love despite the danger. Oliver discovered the community was under danger one day. Dark wizards and witches from a neighboring realm had made the decision to mount a surprise assault. The community was unprepared for battle, and many residents were terrified for their lives. Queen Amara, however, was unyielding. She gathered her followers and employed her magical abilities to build strong shields and barriers. Fire and lightning were rained down on the opposing forces by the dragons as they swooped overhead. The elves used spells to conjure powerful storms and build walls of thorns. The fairies used their magic to conjure spectacular displays of light and color that confused the intruders and gave the town’s guardians the opportunity to retaliate. Oliver was battling alongside his brand-new pals and teammates on the front lines. Great walls of stone and ice that blocked the invading forces and shielded his fellow soldiers were conjured by him. He used spells that produced powerful light bursts to push the opposition back and free up a space for his teammates to strike. Against all odds, the town succeeded. In the streets, people danced and sang in celebration. Oliver was hailed as a hero, and Queen Amara personally complimented him for his valour and talent. Oliver understood at that point that he had discovered his true home. He kept learning from the renowned wizards and witches of the town, getting better every day. He deepened the relationships he already had with his comrades and acquired new pals. And he was confident that the residents of the fictional community he had come to call home would always love and support him, no matter what adventures were ahead.
By Ariba Abbas3 years ago in Fiction
Behind Women's Affection for Pink.
In 1927, Time Magazine embarked on a nationwide survey of major department stores, determined to unravel the mystery surrounding colors associated with girls in their clothing lines. The results, however, proved to be a mixed bag of opinions. Interestingly, even a 1918 catalog suggested that little girls should wear blue due to its delicate and dainty nature. Enter Jennifer Wright, an author known for her captivating writings on history and fashion. According to her, it was only after the war that pink underwent a symbolic transformation, acquiring the association we know today.
By King David3 years ago in Fiction
