Enlistiasis

The Arts Committee meeting had been productive. Dana checked his notes on the legal pad in front of him. All the items scheduled for discussion had been addressed and each had a set of initials beside it, indicating the member that particular project had been assigned to. Over half of the items bore the initials "DOC".

From all indications, the upcoming Community Arts Festival should be a hit with townspeople of all ages. The committee members had come up with wonderful ideas for the displays of local artists' work, concessions had been arranged, and games, with prizes, would be available to keep the kids entertained.

Even the Police Department had gotten involved, with several officers volunteering their off-duty time to discourage any miscreant types that might feel the need to cause trouble. The park was generally a fairly safe venue, but there would be a considerable amount of valuable artwork on display.

Dana made a note in red ink to be sure to call to arrange free coffee and donuts as well as lunch for the officers with the concessionaires. The committee Treasurer had verified the funds to cover those costs.

"Just one more item," the Chairman announced, "We'll need to verify our reservation of the bandstand with the City."

Dana's friend, Mickey, chuckled, pointed and said to him, "You know, you really ought to get that fixed."

Sure enough, Dana's hand had gone up once again.

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Based loosely on a true story.