Richard Weber
Bio
So many strange things pop into my head. This is where I share a lot of this information. Call it a curse or a blessing. I call it an escape from reality. Come and take a peek into my brain.
Stories (57/0)
Burnt Toast and Button Dreams
Not your typical farmyard dweller was Bartholomew Boggins, or Bart as his lone friend Mildred the milkmaid referred to him with affection. Bart was a Fubbt, not like the talkative hens or the stoic cows. Now, you may wonder, what precisely is a Fubbt. Philosophers, fearful people (because, let's face it, (Fubtts can be shocking at first glance), and even Bart himself have been perplexed by that subject.
By Richard Weber2 months ago in Fiction
Horseshoe Crab Hegemony: Top 10 Reasons Horseshoe Crabs Will Gracefully Take Over Earth
The ancient horseshoe crab is a modest species that may one day challenge humans for supremacy on Earth's waters. Horseshoe crabs, despite their unusual appearance and humble demeanor, are quietly waging a takeover that goes far beyond their modest reputation. As we reveal the top 10 reasons horseshoe crabs are posing as the planet's surprising rulers, get ready to be captivated.
By Richard Weber2 months ago in Humor
So You Want to Be A Pirate
Research: Put on your eyepatch, get your reliable telescope, or just use the zoom feature on your smartphone to set out on a mission to learn everything there is to know about pirates. Explore the depths of the internet, but use caution to avoid becoming lost in the sea of conspiracies concerning the haunting of abandoned ships by pirate spirits. Recall that not every treasure is made of gold and silver; occasionally, it's just a humorous pirate meme hidden deep within the internet. If you're feeling very daring, consider solving ancient pirate maps while donning a large pirate cap; the added difficulty will make you feel like a real swashbuckler searching for lost online riches. Just be cautious when it comes to internet thieves attempting to take your digital treasure!
By Richard Weber2 months ago in Humor
Quack Tales: The Legend of the Yellow Ducks of Quackington
There once was a colony of ducks unlike any other in the world, and it prospered in the idyllic countryside of Quackington. These were no common, everyday ducks content to swim peacefully in the pond and quack idly in the sunshine. No, these were ducks that were legendary in the area for their never-ending curiosity, their unquenchable appetite for mischief, and their propensity for taking on adventurous escapades that would have even the most courageous explorers quaking with envy. A duck by the name of Quackbert resided in the center of this busy community. His feathered friends whispered his name with wonder and laughter. Quackbert was no ordinary duck; rather, he was an extraordinary innovator and master tinkerer who was always searching for the next big invention that would make Quackington come alive. And it was in the disorganized space of his studio that the fanciful story of Quackington's yellow ducks originally started to take shape.
By Richard Weber2 months ago in Humor
Skunk Supremacy: Top 10 Reasons Skunks Will Gradually Take Over Earth
A modest-looking animal that may challenge humans for world dominance surfaced from the shadows of the natural world: the humble skunk. Skunks, who are sometimes disregarded due to their strong smell and nocturnal lifestyle, are stealthily organising a takeover that goes beyond their humble origins. As we reveal the top 10 reasons why skunks are posing as the unexpected rulers of our world, get ready to be captivated.
By Richard Weber2 months ago in Humor
Cracking the Code: The Mystery Behind Women's Smiles Unveiled!
Ahh, a woman's mysterious smile, a conundrum cloaked in secrecy and mystery. All of us have wondered about its beginnings, its purposes, and its basic nature. But have no fear, folks; equipped only with wit, charm, and a good dose of skepticism, I have set out on a mission to discover the truth behind this elusive grin. So fasten your seatbelts, people, because we're going to take a deep dive into the fascinating and frequently bewildering realm of women's grins!
By Richard Weber3 months ago in Humans
Camel Couture: A Hilarious Guide to Styling Your Desert Dweller
While shopping, I happened to overhear two women having the most mundane chat about shoes. Let's face it, who hasn't at some point in the past talked about the newest shoe trends? The suggestion of something unexpected, nevertheless, caught my attention out of the blue: camel shoes. Shoes for camels? I've never heard a better conversation starter than that.
By Richard Weber3 months ago in Humor
The Chronicles of Clumsiness: Trips, Slips, and Epic Falls
I must admit that I am the current champion of awkwardness. You heard correctly. My life is a comedy of mistakes, a string of mishaps, and an endless tale of epic falls, from falling over my own two feet to slipping on a banana peel (yep, it really happened). So grab a seat, and get ready to go into the annals of awkwardness.
By Richard Weber3 months ago in Humor
Embrace the Absurd: Top Ten Unlikely Superpowers You Secretly Wish You Had
In a world where superhero stories abound and superpowers such as flight, super strength, and invisibility are commonplace, it's time to venture off the usual path and discover the fantastical. As we explore the top 10 implausible superpowers that you secretly wish you possessed, get ready to let your creativity go wild. Prepare to chuckle, think, and perhaps even reevaluate what "super" means!
By Richard Weber3 months ago in Humor
Peacock Prowess: Top 10 Reasons Peacocks Will Gracefully Take Over Earth
The majestic peacock is a gorgeous and surprising challenger that could become a worldwide dominator in the rich fabric of Earth's ecosystems. Peacocks, who are frequently appreciated for their brilliant feathers and elegant behavior, are quietly arranging an invasion that goes beyond their elaborate displays. As we reveal the top 10 reasons peacocks are establishing themselves as the regal overlords of our world, get ready to be amazed.
By Richard Weber3 months ago in Earth
The Great Alphabet Battle
A strange uproar disturbed the calm in the charming village of Lexiconia, where letters frolicked in the air and words danced on pages. Once friends in the formation of words and sentences, the alphabet's letters were now fighting each other fiercely. This is how it all transpired:
By Richard Weber3 months ago in Humor