A westcoast modern mystic and mother of two.
- Runner-Up in Return of the Night Owl Challenge
A Rabbit for OwlRunner-Up in Return of the Night Owl Challenge
Darling should not have made the journey. That’s what they said. Let’s face it, a pregnant mother at an all-women wilderness conference was a little out of the norm. “Good for you!” one of the ladies said, “I never would have ventured this far away from the city when I was six months pregnant!” in a way that sliced her down as quickly as it raised her.
The Swim Club
The crickets were loud in the grass but Oakley hadn’t caught one. The humming and buzzing dry grass end of summer, one last camping trip, this time lakeside. Oakley ran ahead in the sand and circled round kicking it up while his parents set up a blanket, shade tent, and other elements of home base. Mother found a chewy toy for the baby.
Salmon for da Boys
You know Byron? Yeah, small guy, not is small is that Ronny da Rat fucker but is still small. On B Shift. Yeah part a da Newfie crew. E’s on nights now but e’s always got some fuckin liquor kicking round. Last time da crew wanted to burn da turnaround, e fished a two sixa whiskey out a da back a one a da toilets on da secon floor. Water conservation, yees got to get wit da times. Where e ides it all? Secret’s tighter than a clam’s arsehole but I bet it’s sprinkled all over this camp like little gold nuggets. Sneaky fucker.
How 23andMe will save the world
Welcome to Victoria, British Columbia, Canada. Nestled slightly to the north on supernaturally stunning Vancouver Island is Saanich, Victoria’s sleepy sister burb. We do things like walk in the forest, roll our kayaks to the water’s edge, and keep chickens. It’s big news when local teens are murdered.
Cashie + Ethan
Cashie slipped on her headphones. She closed her eyes and pressed her inky lips together. She wore Palomino by Bite, a bold fuschia lip stain, to help her stay in character. She clicked the Audio Porn app and a green light circled her avatar. Cashie scanned the online participants and selected one with a smile. Ethan Hawke. My mom used to crush on you.