Author (he/him). I write The Frost Files. Sometimes Rob Boffard. Always unfuckwittable. Major potty mouth. A SH*TLOAD OF CRAZY POWERS out now!
The ReReadables: Nevernight
Welcome to The ReReadables! It's an occasional series where I'll talk about books I keep coming back to. Anyone who reads has books that they have read multiple times, but they keep coming back to, like visiting an old friend. I certainly have these. And each time I read them, I find something new to enjoy.
Fitbits Are Stupid
That's the danger with getting fit. Sooner or later, you want data. My desire started off quite simply. I was running regular 5k runs, and I wanted a way to time myself, track my distance (for when I started running more) and possibly see if my heart was doing anything it shouldn't. Nothing was wrong with my heart, you understand, but I like to check.
The ReReadables: The Art of Fielding
Welcome to The ReReadables! It's a brand new, occasional series where I'll talk about books I keep coming back to. Anyone who reads has books that they have read multiple times, but they keep coming back to, like visiting an old friend. I certainly have these. And each time I read them, I find something new to enjoy.
Snapping the Fuckstick
If you’re recovering from a head injury, suffering a tweaked ankle usually doesn’t register as a major issue. It’s about as far from the head as you can get—literally, and figuratively. It doesn’t hurt all that much, certainly not compared to the agony of traumatic brain injuries. Most of the time, all it does is make you limp a little, and feel a bit sheepish.
What If You Hate What They Make?
Great news over the weekend: they're making a Constantine sequel, and Keanu Reeves is signed on to play the lead role. I may or may not have made an involuntary eep noise when I read that, like a very tiny, adorable fart. I make no apologies for producing silly noises.
How I Lost My Sense of Smell For Good
I’m four years old, and we are on a big trip to a game reserve in Zimbabwe. Imagine the most beautiful setting you’ve ever seen - every cliche of a bush camp you’ve ever come across. Cozy huts with thatched rooves, nestled underneath tall baobab trees. A central fire pit, with comfy benches around it. And in every direction: miles of untouched bush, teeming with wildlife.
Promise (A Frost Files Story)
The Frost Files is my scifi thriller series published worldwide on Orbit Books. The first book in the series, The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t With Her Mind, has been reprinted seven times and sold over 25,000 copies. The series was recently optioned for TV by CBS/Secret Hideout.
Why 'Netflix for Books' Will Never Work
Publishing is filled with pretty smart people. Admittedly, I'm biased about this, because some of them publish my books. But I'd say that even if they didn't. When it comes to producing books in a fickle, strange industry, the business is filled with people who know how to get it done.