Brian Anonymous
Bio
I have tons of opinions that change constantly. I watch a lot of movies and play video games. There are some articles on my struggles with languages and dance as well.
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My Review of "Saltburn"
Saltburn is a pretty odd movie that came out in 2023. There's a lot of people that categorize this as a comedy and I can understand why they would think that in a very dark sense. There's a lot of mystery in this movie and it throws you on a wild goose chase. It's really fun but you have to get over the wild focus of awkward and at times gross sexual encounters throughout the movie.
By Brian Anonymous4 months ago in Geeks
My Review of "Thunderbolt (1995)"
Thunderbolt (1995) is a Jackie Chan movie that melds fighting along with race car driving. I know what you're thinking, yes, it does sound like a really weird combination. You also have to consider the time that it was created. The mid 90s was a very different time and this movie is very much a product of its time.
By Brian Anonymous4 months ago in Geeks
My Review of "Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer"
Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer launched on December 31st 2023. What an interesting time to launch this comedy special. It's made to be the first controversial topic of everyone's talking point for 2024. This comedy special had pretty much everything any Dave Chappelle fans would come to expect from his special. He threw all of the jokes at us and I think most of them hit.
By Brian Anonymous4 months ago in Geeks
My Review of "Godzilla Minus One"
Godzilla Minus One is the latest Godzilla movie to come out in 2023. It's not the Godzilla that we know in North America though. This is a Japanese Godzilla movie. Yes the nation that started Godzilla in the first place. Going into this movie I was expecting something similar to the ones that we got from Hollywood but boy was I wrong on that assumption.
By Brian Anonymous4 months ago in Geeks
My Review of "Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire"
Rebel Moon is the big exclusive Netflix release of 2023 by Zack Snyder. There was a whole bunch of promotion going into this movie and I got caught up with the hype. I have to admit I flip flop when it comes to favoring Zack Snyder films. Half of his movies have me having the best time but half of them have me wanting to shut the movies off half way through. This is a little mix of both.
By Brian Anonymous4 months ago in Geeks
My Review of "Gremlins 2: The New Batch"
Gremlins 2: The New Batch is a really weird sequel that came out back in 1990. It's been a while since the first movie so a lot has changed. The way they make movies with special effects, tone and social dynamics have all changed. Like the previous movie this movie is a product of its time but it is very well aware of itself. Fans of the first movie may feel totally out of place with this one because the tone has changed entirely.
By Brian Anonymous4 months ago in Geeks
My Review of "Gremlins"
Gremlins is a Christmas horror movie that came out back in 1984. I remember seeing this as a kid and even then it wasn't a very scary movie but it had it's moments. The biggest thing I remember about this movie was that I bonded with my mom of all people over this movie. She thought gizmo was the cutest thing. Looking back at Gizmo now I realize a lot of the "cute" monsters from the 80s weren't so cute.
By Brian Anonymous4 months ago in Geeks
My Review of "Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain"
Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain is a comedy that came out closer to the tail end of 2023. Please Don't Destroy is a trio that I love seeing on Saturday Night Live so when I heard that they made a movie I had to check it out. If you're into their skits on Saturday Night Live then you will know what to expect in this movie. It's a lot more of that but with a lot of set up for longer paced jokes.
By Brian Anonymous4 months ago in Geeks
My Review of "The Iron Claw"
The Iron Claw is a tragic real life family tale. The movie just came out at the tail end of 2023. I'm a fan of wrestling but only of certain eras. I didn't know much about the Von Erich's until this movie came out. It's shocking too because this wrestling family had to go through so much in their lives that it's a crime for their story not to be told.
By Brian Anonymous4 months ago in Geeks
My Review of "The Gray Man"
The Gray Man is an exclusive action film from Netflix. It came out back in 2022 but I didn't hear great buzz about this one. Still it looked like it had a ton of potential so I thought I would give it a try. I have to report that I was pleasantly surprised with this one.
By Brian Anonymous4 months ago in Geeks
My Review of "Spider-Man 3"
Spider-Man 3 was the conclusion of the Sam Raimi trilogy. It came out back in 2007. I know what happened. They had to strike while the iron was hot. At that time the public was eagerly anticipating this movie because the last two movies were so darn good. The problem is that they didn't come out with a very consistent finale.
By Brian Anonymous4 months ago in Geeks
My Review of "Central Intelligence"
Central Intelligence is a comedy that came out back in 2016. I watched this movie when it first came out and I came out of it underwhelmed. There was something that I just couldn't grasp onto that bored me about this movie when I first saw it. Watching it now, I think it was just that I wasn't in the right frame of mind when I saw it.
By Brian Anonymous4 months ago in Geeks