You What!?

i'm offended by your fucking face

i'm offended by your mouth

i'm offended you were going north

while i was going south

i'm offended cause you're a loser

and cause you're a fucking winner

i’m offended by every fucking photo

ever posted of your fucking dinner

i'm offended by your fucking dog

and your fucking cat

offended cause you won’t even consider

buying a vampire bat

i'm offended by your fucking hats

and your stupid fucking hair

your wishy washy this and that

your here and fucking there

i’m offended by your tv shows

that appeal to the dumbed down masses

scripts for twits provide the shits

blown out of collective asses

i’m offended by your fucking fashion

the stupid clothes you wear

i’m offended by your insecurities

and then i just don’t dare

i’m offended by your lack of guts

you shit me to fucking tears

i’m offended by your shrunken nuts

and your over abundant fears

i’m offended by your fucking house

and the suburb where you live

i’m offended with everything you take

and offended when you give

i’m offended by every fucking thing

i’m offended every fucking day

an irate cog in a broken machine

that gets worse in every way

everything is offensive

so no-one fucking wins

no-one is fucking innocent

cause everybody sins

everyone wants everything

every single fucking day

but no-one is prepared to budge

or try another way

so fine tune your offended gland

give it all you got

let it ring and let it sing

cause that’s your fucking lot!