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You Wanted to See My Boobies

Why You Mad

By Mother Combs (Sharon)Published 3 years ago • 1 min read

You said you wanted

to see my boobies,

So why are you so mad?

I texted you the picture,

just as you asked.

I sent you a picture

of both of my nice boobies.

They're nice and full

Ready to be stroked by you

They're delightfully erect

You said you wanted

to see my boobies.

So why are you so mad?

After all, I did comply

and send the shots

just as you asked.

My boobies are

respectfully perky.

They are the most

dignified ones around

You asked to see my boobies,

so why are you mad?

You did not specify

that you didn't want

a picture of my

Blue Footed Boobies.

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About the Creator

Mother Combs (Sharon)

Come near, sit a spell, and listen to tales of old as I sit and rock by my fire. I'll serve you some cocoa and cookies as I tell you of the time long gone by when your Greats-greats once lived.

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    Written by Mother Combs (Sharon)