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When The Sith Lord Lost His Phone

A New Nightgown, A Lost Phone and a Poem

By Mike Singleton - MikeydredPublished 2 years ago β€’ 1 min read
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Where Is My Phone?

For Christmas, I got a furry black dressing gown with a hood, which when I pull it up makes me look like an evil Sith Lord from the Star Wars universe. I am actually a nice guy and people love me but thought it would be a good poetry challenge to chain up a Sith Lord to losing a mobile phone.

Listen to the Big Daddy Duane Eddy style take on the Star Wars Theme too

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I’m feeling so very lost

I’m losing my connection

These thoughts were going through his head

When The Sith Lord Lost His Phone

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Where the heck could it now be

And Did I leave it switched on?

The Sith Lord’s Mind Was Spinning

When The Sith Lord Lost His Phone

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Maybe I could phone myself

If I had another phone

He had no way of calling

When The Sith Lord Lost His Phone

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He searched through all his pockets

Then he saw it by the door

He picked it up, felt relieved

When The Sith Lord Lost His Phone

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