Warning: This Poem is not Meant to be Read, but Consumed
Pardonnez-moi, monsieur. Je ne l'ai pas fait exprès (Pardon me, sir, I did not do it on purpose)
This poem is about food
and
sex
and
drugs
or:
all the things I would become addicted to if I had time and money
You feed me in French
all this les poisson passion
I’m not biting
cause the last time I was on your hook
I thought I tasted gold
it was just the sour lemons
you were trying to spin me
And I’ve seen the girls you’ve got on your spinning wheel these days
Rapunzel’s blond lock-
ed
in a tower
I bet you look so radiant
climbing
down
her slender back
to basics:
I know she’s spun you
all the good drugs
your bodies bending together on benzos
YOU’RE SO BLESSED
it’s beautiful
how all these girls look like sheets
strung out to dry
Well we haven’t spoken much
these days
so
you should know
I’m so high on how to be a lady
I keep spare
etiquette
in my back pocket
tell all the boys
raise your expectations as high as you want
I’ll surpass them till they are cracks in the motherfucking sidewalk
keep mine low in return
so you can step right on ’em
break a back
to basics
See
all this sex
is subtext
it implies attraction
I remember when we were main
squeezing
the life
out of each other
I’d be making faces at you while you sleep
you couldn’t discern from your snores
cause you were always sleeping so subtle
under covers where we
fornicated 'fore
you passed out from all the drugs
See
all this sex
is science
and you’re just playing with my
chemistry
Well that’s the inevitability of desirability
beauty meets beast
and all my anecdotes become incidental
99 % of my adult life has been lived in a language I don’t speak
tripping on
tongues
like they’re transient
I take all the things you say in one ear
switch the pronouns
and it’s out the other
under
oath
Intimacy is a vow that ends in
til death do us
PRIVATE
part (s)
of me
see
that as God’s go
I translate to the destruction
so I can’t expect this feast to feed much more
than our egos
But
honey
I’m a sucker for the sweet things
saccharine sentiment
guess you could be the sprinkles on my Sunday
dinner
party
dress-
ed
to kill
I guess it makes sense to dine and ditch
before dessert
when
gastronomically speaking
I’m gluttonous
for good loving
and a little
gateau
still
I’d like to keep my head on this matter
LET THEM
boys
EAT CAKE
About the Creator
Cali Loria
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