I once was a skinny youth,
But those are days gone by.
I ate whatever pleased my taste,
And topped it off with pie.
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But now, my stomach has grown out,
My arms have flappy skin.
Where once I saw a slim profile,
I have a double chin.
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Yes, I like food, I must confess,
I eat three times a day.
But then my butt balloons right up,
And it won’t go away.
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Dieting is not for me,
I tried it once or twice.
I like the taste of sav’ry food,
Not celery and rice.
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Don’t get me started on fried foods,
I’d eat them anytime.
But diet food looks just like dirt,
The taste should be a crime.
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So, please forgive me if I dare
To keep my extra curves.
You run an extra lap, my friend.
I’ll have some more hors d’oerves.
About the Creator
Julie Lacksonen
Julie has been a music teacher at a public school in Arizona since 1987. She enjoys writing, reading, walking, swimming, and spending time with family.
Comments (1)
lol. Love it.