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Tyrannosaurus Wrecked

For The Vocal Poemosaurus Rex

By Mike Singleton 🌜 Mikeydred 🌛Published 2 months ago • 1 min read


The entire idea from this poem is taken from the book "The Roaches Have No King" by Daniel Evan Weiss.

My last challenge entry was going to be my final one for this challenge but Dharrsheena wanted me to do this one, so you know i can resist anything but temptation.

Essentially cockroaches used to follow the T. Rex around because it used to drop a load of meat from its kills because of the difficulty it had picking up its kills with its short arms. This was great, then one day the mighty lizard looked at what was happening and stamped and killed all the feeding cockroaches. This happened many times and the cockroaches implemented a plan to avenge themselves on all T. Rexes.

The cockroaches are still with us, but T. Rex is long gone.

The music is "King Of The Rumbling Spires" by Tyrannosaurus Rex from their album "Unicorn"

Tyrannosaurus Wrecked


This Was All Your Own Fault, Stupid Monster

Tyrannosaurus Rex, You Became Wrecked

When You Crushed Those Roaches Eating Dinner

From The Scraps That Fell From Your Mouth And Dropped


So They Came Up With A Plan For Revenge

Every T. Rex Was Ambushed By 'Roaches

They Crawled In Your Nostrils, Stopped You Breathing

You Could Not Breathe Through Your Mouth, So You Croaked


Twasn't The Asteroid That Killed You Off

The Cockroaches Planned Your Final Demise

You Fell To Earth Without Even A Cough

Roaches Exterminate T.Rex, Surprise!


You Had A Good Life. Thanks To These Insects

Tyrannosaurus Rex, Is Now T. Wrecked


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Comments (4)

  • Muraliabout a month ago

    This is how dinosaurs were destroyed in the multiverse.

  • Ewwww and hahahaha. What a visual

  • Ameer Bibi2 months ago

    That's truly amazing I like your humours style 😎

  • Hahahahahahahahahha omgggg they went into their noses!!! That was unexpected and hilarious! I'm soooo happy you wrote this! Thank youuuuuu!!!

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