the meeting was set
for nine am
i got in
at quarter to one
we'd like you
to take this seriously
they said
but i am wanting laughter
and fun
if i had of got in
at quartet to eight (pronounced ayeet)
i could have put a
whoopee cushion
on every single seat (see...)
fart jokes are old
but a bit of glitter
makes them a treat
the room would fill
with glitter and fake chuffs
glitter clinging to
every fake suit surface
every fake dress curve
chaos would rule for a very minimal slice
of the slimmest piece of time
it was all done in fun
and no one even got hurt
do you want to have a smell
(fake artificial made in Taiwan piece of shit looking plastic flower with a hole in it)
of the flower in my shirt?
[squirt]
bit i got in
at quarter to one instead
i did some copying i did some filing
and then pretended to hit my head
they sent me straight home
it wasn't serious
they wanted me to go to bed
they sent me home
i wasn't delirious just something that i said
they sent me straight home
got got got got me a free űber ride
they sent me straight home
got me a token for a mail order bride
they sent me straight home
we invested in a flag factory that runs on pure pride
they sent me straight home
everything you ever wanted and we got it all inside
they sent straight home
and i bear them no ill
they sent me out, they sent me home!
and in time for dr fuckin phil!
(All exclamation marks used in this poem remain the property of ExClaim1 and are purely hire use only)
About the Creator
Brenton F
It's just a token of my extreme - Frank Zappa
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I have an eBook, a collection of my favourite pieces
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