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This would be viral

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By Paul StewartPublished 3 years ago • Updated 3 years ago • 1 min read
This would be viral
Photo by Tabita Princesia on Unsplash

Butter on my nipples

because I am messy

Not because I'm sexy

Don't stare, avert avert

unless

you like butter?

there's more

where that came from

*

Sometimes the butter

is hot hot so hot

it runs down from

nipple to navel

and if I lay back

it forms

a hairy buttery pool

*

if I were a woman

this would be viral

*

Thanks for reading!

Author's Notes: There are no notes with this one. I have a bunch of poems almost probably just about ready to publish so was just trying to decide which would be best to put out first. This was written quickly in one sitting and made me smile big. So now you can deal with it.

Oh and this song mentions "cocoa butter" and is a bit saucy....so here

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Paul Stewart

Award-Winning Writer, Poet, Scottish-Italian, Subversive.

The Accidental Poet - Poetry Collection out now!

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    Written by Paul Stewart