I sits and I ponder, and struggle in vain
Curious how long, should one tolerate thy pain
Thus a push I did dare
T‘was butt a squeak of hot air
Thine flush was nothing but shame
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For all ye sufferer's of such a devastating predicament.
Lest we forget “literary constipation" T’is but another form of this dreadful ailment.
About the Creator
JBaz
I have enjoyed writing for most of my life, never professionally.
I wish to now share my stories with others, lets see where it goes.
Born and raised on the Canadian Prairies, I currently reside on the West Coast. I call both places home.
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Outstanding
Excellent work. Looking forward to reading more!
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Compelling and original writing
Creative use of language & vocab
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Reaching Out
I promise her. I'd do anything for her. She's my mom. Even as Lanie and Deanna are flying home, Mom is scrappy fighting dying. She lays too still in that too-big bed with all the toasty white hospital blankets, in the south tower, at the broad end of a long slow-turning corner that delivers me again to her private room with the view she can't see through, with the beeping that tells us nothing new, and all these ice chips she can't swallow, and a flood of well-intentioned nurses who cannot do a damned thing all the same.
By Christy Munson4 days ago in Fiction
Comments (12)
Hi -'j' - Thank you for the lovely comment re; 'Heartsy' - Perhaps we got off on the wrong foot; I 'Over~Think' everything of late. I enjoy your sense of humor and your comments to the Youngins. We may have different backgrounds but it would be boring if we were all the same! As mentioned, this is just fun for me in retirement, nothing more. 'j'
What a fun and hilarious limerick! Nicely played, JBaz!
LOL 💨 Perfect limerick. It’s funny, gross, and truly poetic thanks to the metaphor.
Haha! Very cute!
Terrific!!!💖💖💕
Wow, that’s a good one 🥳😂🤣😆😄
Never heard it explained so eloquently. 😂 Good one, Jason.
Ah, this too shall passst. Well done!
hahahaha. Love it.
First I couldn't stop laughing from the title and subtitle. After I got through that, I was too far gone thinking about the quandry of mental farts.
That was funny!!
Got a good laugh out of this one! Well done!