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Thee Non Stinker Thinker

Dearly Defarted

By JBazPublished 9 months ago 1 min read
Thee Non Stinker Thinker
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I sits and I ponder, and struggle in vain

Curious how long, should one tolerate thy pain

Thus a push I did dare

T‘was butt a squeak of hot air

Thine flush was nothing but shame


For all ye sufferer's of such a devastating predicament.

Lest we forget “literary constipation" T’is but another form of this dreadful ailment.

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I have enjoyed writing for most of my life, never professionally.

I wish to now share my stories with others, lets see where it goes.

Born and raised on the Canadian Prairies, I currently reside on the West Coast. I call both places home.

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  • Jay Kantorabout a month ago

    Hi -'j' - Thank you for the lovely comment re; 'Heartsy' - Perhaps we got off on the wrong foot; I 'Over~Think' everything of late. I enjoy your sense of humor and your comments to the Youngins. We may have different backgrounds but it would be boring if we were all the same!  As mentioned, this is just fun for me in retirement, nothing more. 'j'

  • Donna Fox (HKB)7 months ago

    What a fun and hilarious limerick! Nicely played, JBaz!

  • Naomi Gold8 months ago

    LOL 💨 Perfect limerick. It’s funny, gross, and truly poetic thanks to the metaphor.

  • Dana Stewart9 months ago

    Haha! Very cute!

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  • Mariann Carroll9 months ago

    Wow, that’s a good one 🥳😂🤣😆😄

  • Lamar Wiggins9 months ago

    Never heard it explained so eloquently. 😂 Good one, Jason.

  • Mark Gagnon9 months ago

    Ah, this too shall passst. Well done!

  • Cathy holmes9 months ago

    hahahaha. Love it.

  • First I couldn't stop laughing from the title and subtitle. After I got through that, I was too far gone thinking about the quandry of mental farts.

  • That was funny!!

  • Dana Crandell9 months ago

    Got a good laugh out of this one! Well done!

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