The Story So Far
An abecedarian poem about the 2023-24 NHL season
By Clyde E. DawkinsPublished 4 months ago • 1 min read
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Avalanche showing out
Bruins barely staying ahead
Connors--so many Connors
Ducks playing so badly
Edmonton's climbing back
Florida's a bunch of frauds
Georgiev for Vezina, please
Hart for MacKinnon, too
Isles are up and down
Jets are legit
Kings are struggling
Leafs need to bounce back
Matthews is a bad-ass
No chance Vegas repeats
Ottawa is so screwed
Penguins on the rise
Quit mocking the Leafs, please
Rangers are beasts in the East
Seriously, MacKinnon for Hart
Toronto is a legit powerhouse
Unlike the Panthers
Vancouver is kicking ass
Winnipeg is, too
Xennial Oilers fans are delusional
Young stars showing out
Zero playoff games for Sabres, again
Comments (4)
Wow, that is amazing, You are very talented and hockey is my sport. So you know I B-Leaf. My dad was scouted for them before losing his eye. Went on to coach for 45 years, Your right though they do need to bounce back lol
Haha. This is great. I can think of a few other names to calls my Leafs recently, as you can imagine. Well done, Clyde..
Ha! That was great!!! What a clever idea :)
This poem is PERFECT!!!!