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The Slick Saga of Soapy Smith

A Poem about the King of the Frontier Con Men

By Jacob HerrPublished 2 days ago Updated 2 days ago 3 min read

In the shadows of a sunlit street, where dust and dreams of fortune meet,

There walked a man with a roguish grin. A legend born from sin and spin.

His pockets jingled with the spoils of schemes, scams, and clever toils.

A charlatan, both sly and swift; a master swindler, named Soapy Smith.

In Colorado's heart and Alaska's haze, he played his part in grand displays.

With soap and silver (a cunning ploy) he’d bait the crowd with a hustler’s "toy".

A bar of soap, and a promise made, of hidden riches; true fortunes paid.

Yet, sleight of hand and craft so slick, would leave them bare, and his pockets thick.

From city streets to frontier wilds, he charmed the fools and beguiled the mild.

With a gambler’s wit, and a liar’s kiss, the west was his stage; deceit his bliss.

With silver coins and gilded dreams, he’d weave his web of crafty schemes.

His voice so smooth, his glances so sly, he's spin a tale into a perfect lie.

The soap, it gleamed beneath the sun. Pledges made, and deeds well done.

He’d auction off the bars with cheer, and watch as hope replaced their fear.

The fortunes in the bars were scarce to find; the wealth he promised left behind,

Inside his hands was the winning slip, and it would soon vanish like a phantom’s grip.

Down in Denver, his name did spread. A shadow cast and a tale well-read.

He built a world of bluff and boast; a specter to the credulous host.

With Texas Jack as his loyal hand, there stood a stalwart in the scammer’s band.

A sharpshooter with a surefire aim; in Soapy’s crew, he earned his fame.

Plus, Big Ed Burns, a giant tall, with fists like hammers, and strength to brawl.

Standing by Soapy, fierce and proud; a guardian in the rowdy crowd.

As well as, Van B. Triplett; wise and old. A sage in scams, with a face so cold.

They roamed the streets (a motley crew) with Soapy’s lead, their fortunes only grew.

Yet, danger lurked where gold did gleam, in frontier towns, where men did dream.

Riches to be gained, with scarce a care. Soapy’s schemes found new roots to bear.

Mr. Smith soon set his sights to sail, on the northern winds, and with schemes to scale.

To Skagway’s shores, the news did fly, of Klondike gold, glory, and riches nigh.

A tavern built, a realm of vice, where fortunes fell to loaded dice,

A kingdom carved from bluff and bribe. With Soapy as sovereign of the darkest tribe.

His minions spread like shadows wide; in every street, on every trailside.

To watch for prey, to snare the fools, to fill the coffers, and bend the rules.

Though whispers grew, and dissent did stir of Soapy’s reign and power’s blur.

The honest folk, they sought to fight; to end the cons and claim the right.

A council called; Mr. Frank Reid sworn to strip away the veil, as well as the scorn.

A proclamation, a line drawn clear; between the light and shadows drear.

At the Juneau Wharf, beneath the stars, the night was thick with fate’s grim bars.

A standoff, tense, with breath held tight; a clash of wills in twilight’s light.

The shots rang out, the echoes rolled, and in the night, the tale was told.

Soapy’s final stand; a legend’s violent end, of fortune’s fickle, fleeting friend.

He met his fate with defiant gaze, A gangster’s end in life’s cruel maze.

Yet, even now, in whispers soft, the name of Soapy drifts aloft.

So raise a glass to the days gone by, and tales of men who dared to try.

For in the echoes of the past, the saga of Soapy’s spell is cast.

Through streets and skies, his legend flies; a specter in the evening’s sighs.

For Soapy Smith, in shadow’s grace still walks the world, as a ghostly trace.

Ballad

About the Creator

Jacob Herr

Born & raised in the American heartland, Jacob Herr graduated from Butler University with a dual degree in theatre & history. He is a rough, tumble, and humble artist, known to write about a little bit of everything.

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  • Esala Gunathilake2 days ago

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