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The Pits
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Welcome down here to the pits
where everything you eat gives you the shits
and there ain’t no shelter from the cold
and as soon as you’re born you’re growing old
and the sun that shines just burns your eyes
and the wind that blows keeps telling lies
and the grass is brown and cuts your feet
and bugs are the only meat.
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It feels so good to feel so mean,
put chewing gum in a magazine
and thumb your nose at optimism
and cheer for every cataclysm.
It’s good to see unhappiness
from deep down here within the pits
where we will share my misery,
after all I got my own for free.
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When you’re down here, you are alone.
There ain’t no signal on your telephone,
but if you want some company
you can always find an enemy.
If you take a walk you won’t get far
before you get hit by a car,
and if you see a pile of dog shit
somehow you will still step in it.
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There’s room for you down here with me
drowning happiness in misery,
and painting every color gray,
and finding hate in every day,
and sneering every time we smile.
I’m glad you’re here, now stay a while,
I sure could use the company
and the pits is the place to be...
About the Creator
Richard Naviasky
This lover of words is a retired NYC firefighter (2/4/2001-2/4/2021) living now in Colorado where I write, draw silly pictures, play guitar, and keep writing...
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