To all those writers who just want to trash the whole story/book and bash their computers: Don't give up. Keep trying. You'll get it.
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October 14th—
- (3) large packages of Dixon Ticonderoga pencils
- (2) reams of writing paper
- Bulk erasers
- Pencil sharpener
- Spotify subscription
- Wi-fi subscription
- Blue-tooth speaker
- Folgers coffee
October 20—
- (4) large packages of Dixon Ticonderoga pencils
- (3) reams of writing paper
- Bulk erasers
- Folgers coffee
October 24th—
- (6) large packages of Dixon Ticonderoga pencils
- (5) reams of writing paper
- (2) Boxes bulk erasers
- Case of Folgers coffee
- Case of Puffs tissues
- Visine eye drops
October 30th—
- Dell personal computer
- Canon printer
- (2) reams of printer paper
- Case of Folgers coffee
- Case of Puffs tissues
- (2) Visine eye drop bottles
November 6th—
- (3) reams of printer paper
- Case of Folgers coffee
- Case of Puffs tissues
- (2) Visine eye drop bottles
- Popcorn
- M&Ms
- Milky Way candy bars
- Lays potato chips
- Dr. Peppers
- Beer
- Wine
November 12th—
- (3) reams of printer paper
- Case of Folgers coffee
- Case of Puffs tissues
- (2) Visine eye drop bottles
- Popcorn
- M&Ms
- Milky Way candy bars
- Lays potato chips
- Dr. Peppers
- Beer
- Wine
November 17th—
- (3) reams of printer paper
- Case of Folgers coffee
- Case of Puffs tissues
- (2) Visine eye drop bottles
- bottle of Zyquil
- Popcorn
- M&Ms
- Milky Way candy bars
- Lays potato chips
- Dr. Peppers
- Beer
- Wine
- Matches
- Lighter fluid
- A club--- extra large and heavy
- a charcoal grill
Dedicated to Grz Colm, who came up with the inspiration for this poem. Check out his profile below, and give his stories some love. Thanks!
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Comments (7)
Interesting concept
Quite an inventive way to tell the story! Though leaving much to the reader's imagination, it's not hard to cull from context what must have ended up on the BBQ! Well-wrought!
Ohhh! I thought he was gonna set himself on fire! Then I saw the picture! Lol! Lays potato chips got my mouth watering 🤤🤤🤤
Haha hilarious list.
btw; StepMom - Would that be Decaf? - 'j'
Thanks for making me laugh out loud this morning! Loved this.
Hehehe this reminds me of Paul in Misery (book and movie) when he has to burn the book he’s just finished! “(2) Boxes bulk erasers”.. haha. 😅😂 I liked that they were handwriting it first as I ‘usually’ always handwrite my little pieces first on vocal.. just easier for my brain somehow. Old habits die hard I suppose. Thanks for shout out too M Combs! These list ideas are crazy but entertaining. 😄