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By Mother CombsPublished 3 years ago • 1 min read

To all those writers who just want to trash the whole story/book and bash their computers: Don't give up. Keep trying. You'll get it.

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October 14th—

  • (3) large packages of Dixon Ticonderoga pencils
  • (2) reams of writing paper
  • Bulk erasers
  • Pencil sharpener
  • Spotify subscription
  • Wi-fi subscription
  • Blue-tooth speaker
  • Folgers coffee

October 20—

  • (4) large packages of Dixon Ticonderoga pencils
  • (3) reams of writing paper
  • Bulk erasers
  • Folgers coffee

October 24th—

  • (6) large packages of Dixon Ticonderoga pencils
  • (5) reams of writing paper
  • (2) Boxes bulk erasers
  • Case of Folgers coffee
  • Case of Puffs tissues
  • Visine eye drops

October 30th—

  • Dell personal computer
  • Canon printer
  • (2) reams of printer paper
  • Case of Folgers coffee
  • Case of Puffs tissues
  • (2) Visine eye drop bottles

November 6th—

  • (3) reams of printer paper
  • Case of Folgers coffee
  • Case of Puffs tissues
  • (2) Visine eye drop bottles
  • Popcorn
  • M&Ms
  • Milky Way candy bars
  • Lays potato chips
  • Dr. Peppers
  • Beer
  • Wine

November 12th—

  • (3) reams of printer paper
  • Case of Folgers coffee
  • Case of Puffs tissues
  • (2) Visine eye drop bottles
  • Popcorn
  • M&Ms
  • Milky Way candy bars
  • Lays potato chips
  • Dr. Peppers
  • Beer
  • Wine

November 17th—

  • (3) reams of printer paper
  • Case of Folgers coffee
  • Case of Puffs tissues
  • (2) Visine eye drop bottles
  • bottle of Zyquil
  • Popcorn
  • M&Ms
  • Milky Way candy bars
  • Lays potato chips
  • Dr. Peppers
  • Beer
  • Wine
  • Matches
  • Lighter fluid
  • A club--- extra large and heavy
  • a charcoal grill

Photo by Nonsap Visuals on Unsplash

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Mother Combs

Come near, sit a spell, and listen to tales of old as I sit and rock by my fire. I'll serve you some cocoa and cookies as I tell you of the time long gone by when your Greats-greats once lived.

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    Written by Mother Combs