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By Mother CombsPublished 7 months ago 1 min read
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To all those writers who just want to trash the whole story/book and bash their computers: Don't give up. Keep trying. You'll get it.

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October 14th—

  • (3) large packages of Dixon Ticonderoga pencils
  • (2) reams of writing paper
  • Bulk erasers
  • Pencil sharpener
  • Spotify subscription
  • Wi-fi subscription
  • Blue-tooth speaker
  • Folgers coffee

October 20—

  • (4) large packages of Dixon Ticonderoga pencils
  • (3) reams of writing paper
  • Bulk erasers
  • Folgers coffee

October 24th—

  • (6) large packages of Dixon Ticonderoga pencils
  • (5) reams of writing paper
  • (2) Boxes bulk erasers
  • Case of Folgers coffee
  • Case of Puffs tissues
  • Visine eye drops

October 30th—

  • Dell personal computer
  • Canon printer
  • (2) reams of printer paper
  • Case of Folgers coffee
  • Case of Puffs tissues
  • (2) Visine eye drop bottles

November 6th—

  • (3) reams of printer paper
  • Case of Folgers coffee
  • Case of Puffs tissues
  • (2) Visine eye drop bottles
  • Popcorn
  • M&Ms
  • Milky Way candy bars
  • Lays potato chips
  • Dr. Peppers
  • Beer
  • Wine

November 12th—

  • (3) reams of printer paper
  • Case of Folgers coffee
  • Case of Puffs tissues
  • (2) Visine eye drop bottles
  • Popcorn
  • M&Ms
  • Milky Way candy bars
  • Lays potato chips
  • Dr. Peppers
  • Beer
  • Wine

November 17th—

  • (3) reams of printer paper
  • Case of Folgers coffee
  • Case of Puffs tissues
  • (2) Visine eye drop bottles
  • bottle of Zyquil
  • Popcorn
  • M&Ms
  • Milky Way candy bars
  • Lays potato chips
  • Dr. Peppers
  • Beer
  • Wine
  • Matches
  • Lighter fluid
  • A club--- extra large and heavy
  • a charcoal grill

By Nonsap Visuals on Unsplash

Dedicated to Grz Colm, who came up with the inspiration for this poem. Check out his profile below, and give his stories some love. Thanks!

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About the Creator

Mother Combs

Come near, sit a spell, and listen to tales of old as I sit and rock by my fire. I'll serve you some cocoa and cookies as I tell you of the time long gone by when your Greats-greats once lived.

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Mike Judey Dharr Grz

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  • Mike Singleton - Mikeydred7 months ago

    Interesting concept

  • C. Rommial Butler7 months ago

    Quite an inventive way to tell the story! Though leaving much to the reader's imagination, it's not hard to cull from context what must have ended up on the BBQ! Well-wrought!

  • Ohhh! I thought he was gonna set himself on fire! Then I saw the picture! Lol! Lays potato chips got my mouth watering 🤤🤤🤤

  • Denise Larkin7 months ago

    Haha hilarious list.

  • Jay Kantor7 months ago

    btw; StepMom - Would that be Decaf? - 'j'

  • Gerald Holmes7 months ago

    Thanks for making me laugh out loud this morning! Loved this.

  • Grz Colm7 months ago

    Hehehe this reminds me of Paul in Misery (book and movie) when he has to burn the book he’s just finished! “(2) Boxes bulk erasers”.. haha. 😅😂 I liked that they were handwriting it first as I ‘usually’ always handwrite my little pieces first on vocal.. just easier for my brain somehow. Old habits die hard I suppose. Thanks for shout out too M Combs! These list ideas are crazy but entertaining. 😄

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