The Glue-Eating Man from Peru

There once was a man from Peru

Who ate nothing but jelly and glue

He'd dance with a hop

And shout "Woo hoo!"

And say "This is the life, it's so new!"

His friends all thought he was quite strange

But they couldn't help but smile at the change

They'd join in the dance

And take a chance

And say "We're happy to be part of this strange man's gang!"

But one day the man from Peru

Discovered a dish he'd never knew

It was pizza with sauce

And he gave a loud pause

And said "This is the best thing I've ever ate, it's true!"

So now our man from Peru

Is no longer eating glue

He's found a new love

From the heavens above

And his friends are happy he's not blue!