Come in, sit down
Not there or there
Those are my spots
Yes, you can sit there
I’m glad you could
Come to visit
I’m Klingon, the cat
Mother Combs is gone
Right now to the store
To fetch me some milk
My lazy human let me
Run right out
I told her to get me some
Fresh fish and some chicken
But she never listens
I’ll be lucky to get some
Canned Fancy Feast
For my dinner tonight.
Would you like a snack?
A mouse, perhaps?
Or maybe you’d like
A slice of cheese?
Watch out
Too late, you bumped my
Ball of yarn, and I can’t
Resist playing with all
That stringy goodness.
While we are at it,
Do you mind winding
Up that little toy right there?
I have a hankering to pounce
Something right now.
I know you can’t stay long
So, on your way out the door
If you wouldn’t mind
Too much. Could you
Would you open
The cage door on that
Darn parrot. He mouthed me
For the last time.
I thank you kindly
And I’ll be sure to tell
Mother Combs you
Stopped by.
She’ll be upset she missed you
But she has a lot of work to do today
What with cleaning my litterbox
Grooming my fur
Handfeeding me my kibble
And treating me like the god I am.
Well, bye now. Have a good day.
I have some napping to catch up on
And I’ve decided you are in my chair after all.
Comments (6)
Perfectly captured the personality of a cat!
Hahahahahhahaha that's the difference between cats and dogs. When we take care of them, the dog would think we're God but the cat would think he is God 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This made me chuckle. Just so absolutely CAT!
"I have a hankering to pounce" - love that line.
This made me laugh. I love it!
😂😂😂Cute! And having lived with a cat for 15 years, so relatable!😊💕