The Blood Red Car
The Wiggles...sorry, not sorry, Australia!
Broom broom, chuga chuga, blood red car
We'll kill you here while we're in the car
Broom broom, chuga chuga, blood red car
We're going to mow you all day long
*
Murray's in the back seat
Rollin' a doobie
Murray's in the back seat
of the blood red car
*
Broom broom, chuga chuga, blood red car
We'll kill you here while we're in the car
Broom broom, chuga chuga, blood red car,
we're going to mow you all day long
*
Jeff's asleep behind the wheel
He's having a little nap
Shall we wake him up? No
That would be unkind
*
Broom broom, chuga chuga, blood red car
We'll kill you here while we're in the car
Broom broom, chuga chuga, blood red car,
we're going to mow you all day long
*
Anthony is feasting
He's got so much flesh
He's eating adam's apples and livers
And tongue pate too
*
Broom broom, chuga chuga, blood red car
We'll kill you here while we're in the car
Broom broom, chuga chuga, blood red car,
we're going to mow you all day long
*
Greg is our master
He whips us if we argue
Greg is our master
we do his bidding in the blood red car
*
Broom broom, chuga chuga, blood red car
We'll kill you here while we're in the car
Broom broom, chuga chuga, blood red car,
we're going to mow you all day long
*
Thanks for reading!
Author's Note: Another slightly cracked take on a childhood classic, to go along with the Telekillers, Do You Wanna?, and Tiadora The Annhilator
About the Creator
Paul Stewart
Scottish-Italian poet/writer from Glasgow.
Overflowing in English language torture and word abuse.
"Every man has a sane spot somewhere" R.L Stevenson
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She flings her arms around my neck and squeezes me like she’s never going to let me go. My head spins as her lips brush against my cheek. She must be able to feel my heart thumping in my chest. I shuffle backwards and ram my hands into my coat pockets, watching her reach down and heave the rucksack across her shoulders.
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Comments (9)
I am not a fan of the wiggles but this was funny 😂
Hahahahahahahahah this was hilarious! You always crack me up with your remixes! 🍩🥐
Heard of the wiggles, but not familiar with their songs!!! Left a bloody heart!!!♥️♥️💕
Remind me never to piss you off 😜
OMG and you used the original Wiggles too. Love this :D:D:D
OMG… the cackle I let out! 🤣 I’m very familiar with The Wiggles and all their songs.
Amazing and enthralling! But totally freaked out. The refrain is so creepy But couldn't not keep reading! 🤍🤍🤍
Well done this would make for a good song.
Love it. Can I buy the blood red car from you?