Ten Reasons To Read My Stories

Ten reasons why you should read my stories:

10. Absolutely no gories

9. I take no inventories

8. You will see no orgies

7. I write about many glories

6. I stick to the community mores

5. I read yours for reading for these

4. Some material is aging, memories of the forties

3. I will throw in a little used word, like lorries

2. And who knows, I may write about the ivories

1. I think you will enjoy reading my poetry and stories!

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