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Missionary & Moonlight
I claim to want romance, a fellow tall, Moonlit dances, tulips that never fade, Enchanted fairy tales where bodies laid, Texts with heart emojis, a morning call.
By Tina D. Lopez9 months ago in Poets
Taking Off My Wings
Verse 1 I try to wear my angel wings every single day, Float a little higher, breathe the softer way. But some folks test the patience of a saint who’s running thin,
By Julie O'Hara - Author, Poet and Spiritual Warrior9 months ago in Poets
Roller Coaster
Verse 1 When I first laid eyes on you, I swear the room began to tilt, Like my heart stepped on a carnival ride it wasn’t built for.
By Julie O'Hara - Author, Poet and Spiritual Warrior9 months ago in Poets
Cute
Verse 1 I walk in with a smile that could melt your whole day, But don’t let the dimples fool you, I don’t play. I’ll bake you cookies, then fix my own truck,
By Julie O'Hara - Author, Poet and Spiritual Warrior9 months ago in Poets
Nobody Reads a Poem( About a Home)
I. Nobody reads a poem about a home. Nobody cares for a prose about a rose. II. The world is mean Just an angry scene.
By Dean Traylor9 months ago in Poets
Candy Love
I Was Feeling Shy And Beautiful, Butterflies Swarm In Circles Sweeping Me Off My Toes Like I Was Shot By Cupid I Asked You
By HandsomelouiiThePoet (Lonzo ward)9 months ago in Poets
The Beelzebub
Hello, I’m the devil and I have a spa And our hot springs are second to none Your stay’s all-inclusive with one fatal flaw
By Earl W. Pearl9 months ago in Poets
Doubled
The eye behind the head. How the elastic bands? What the elastic bands? Which is done? The eye behind the head, my patch, Ha! Thank you for reading! Which part of the poem resonates with you? Share your thoughts! Please leave a comment. Copyright 2026 K.A. Smith
By K.A. Smith9 months ago in Poets
Ode to My Double Decker Chocolate Bar
My Double Decker Chocolate Bar Ode to My Double Decker Chocolate Bar Oh, Double Decker, treat divine, A layered dream, a taste of wine.
By ♿ V+ Marie381Uk 9 months ago in Poets
Foul air can still be warm. Runner-Up in Say It Plainly Challenge.
A full home pipes replacement costs nearly $15,000. I settle for the occasional sewage smell when the pipes drain too slowly, light an incense stick, then snuff it out.
By E. B. Rowland9 months ago in Poets
The Old Lady who Lived in a Shoe
There Was An Old Lady Who Lived In A Shoe. I Don’t Know Why She Lived In A Shoe. Perhaps You Do. -- There Was An Old Lady Who Lived In A Hat.
By David E. Perry9 months ago in Poets
Dear Groundhogs...
Note: some of you do not celebrate Groundhog Day (every February 2nd). You might be familiar with Candlemas Day (European inspiration for the event). If the groundhog in question sees its shadow on a sunny day, six more weeks of winter; if not, an early spring. And our rodents - starting with Willy and Pete (there are others) - have different prognostications above and below our borders. Nice.
By Kendall Defoe 9 months ago in Poets