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February Blue
February 22, 2022 It was zero two Twenty-two Twenty twenty two. Time was off As in that instant I sought How I got to Two twenty-two. It was 02/22/2022 They said In five days I would be Twenty-two. Time was off I knew Because I was already By that time Sixty-two. Time was off All measures Provided no clue. At sixty-two I lost all that was time Except it truly was Oh two two two two oh two two. And I was so blue. Did I really want to be Twenty-two? Honestly, Could I ask for thirty-two? The moment was lost. I was sixty-two.
By R Brad Malone4 months ago in Poets
Baby Felix... 🍼 🐥
F )rolicsome & Felicitous... E )xuberant & Enriching... L )ively & Lovable... I )mpactful & Inspirational... X )enial & Xenodochial... Author's Note : I just received a new Reborn Babydoll that I named Felix a few days ago for my birthday. The poem above describes the adjectives that come to mind when I think of and look at Felix. Reborn Therapy Dolls, like Felix, help with stress regulation & grief. Felix is uber-adorable and looks like he came here from Babyville hopped up on energy drinks! Lol 🤣 Here is a pic of him with his uber-flyy hair restyle! Him so handsome! 🤩
By Tiffany Gordon4 months ago in Poets
Binary Brains & Quantum Blues
Some stories don’t come from quiet reflection — they come from lived truth, side‑eye wisdom, and the kind of grown‑woman clarity you earn after years of watching people panic over things they don’t understand. Yesterday was one of those days: fear was loud, misinformation was everywhere, and folks were shouting about things they couldn’t explain. Instead of arguing, I wrote a blues story — one that laughs at the panic, calls out the contradictions, and celebrates the kind of wisdom that refuses to be boxed in. Binary Brains & Quantum Blues is my blues piece about fear, tech, humor, and the way I walk through the world now, with less patience for nonsense and a whole lot more room for truth. Binary Brains & Quantum Blues The Less-Bullshit Blues [Verse 1] Woke up this mornin', heard a woman scream Said "AI’s comin’ to steal my dreams" She never wrote a line of code in her life But she’s preachin’ doom like a back-porch wife I just sip my coffee, shake my head slow Fear makes fools outta folks who don’t know [Spoken Word] I woke up in a binary world Zeros and ones tryin’ to tell me who I am But my mind don’t walk in straight lines Baby, I’m quantum I jump, I shimmer, I expand [Chorus] I got them quantum blues Where fear don’t tell me what to choose Binary minds stuck in one or two But baby I’m both, I’m the whole damn truth They run from shadows they made themselves I walk through worlds they ain’t never felt [Verse 2] I heard a woman cryin’ loud Said "AI’s gonna take my soul" But she still uses GPS to find Her way to the corner store Fear makes folks see monsters Where there ain’t nothin’ but code [Verse 3] One lady cried, “AI wasn’t ready!” Voice all shaky, hands all unsteady Talkin’ ’bout tech like she built the mainframe But she can’t even reset her password game I told her gently, “Honey, breathe… Your fear’s louder than the truth you believe.” [Chorus] I got them quantum blues Superposition in my shoes Binary tries to box me in But I refuse, I refuse I’m too grown for that old code Too wise for their old news Yeah, I’m quantum, baby And I got the less-bullshit blues [Verse 4] Another said, “I want my old internet back!” Dial-up dreams and panic attacks I said, “Girl, hop in your time machine 1999’s where you’ll find that scene.” Fear’s a ghost that haunts the weak But blues folks laugh when the ghost tries to speak [Bridge] Now they’re sayin’ AI’s the devil Tryin’ to split folks left and right Fear’s the oldest trick in the book Keepin’ people too scared to unite Divide and conquer ain’t new, baby It’s just dressed up in digital fright [Chorus] I got them quantum blues Superposition in my shoes Binary folks yell “AI’s the end!” But fear ain’t logic, it’s just pretend I’m too grown for their boogeyman tales Too wise for their panic emails [Outro] So let ’em tremble at the tech they use Let ’em run from the tools they refuse I’ll be here in my quantum groove Laughin’ at fear with a sovereign move Yeah, I’m blues, baby And fear ain’t got nothin’ on me The older I get The less bullshit I tolerate
By Vicki Lawana Trusselli 4 months ago in Poets
